Isle Thing - Weird Al Yankovic

Isle Thing - Weird Al Yankovic
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Met this fine young thing at
在便利商店遇见她
The local Circle K
那家本地的Circle K
She made a date for a half past
她约我八点半见面
Eight and I said What the hey
我心想 何乐而不为
So I journeyed to her crib and
于是我前往她的住处
I let myself inside
自己推门而入
That chick was slouched
那女孩慵懒地
Down on the couch
躺在沙发上
I think her brain was fried
我觉得她的脑子已经烧坏了
Couldn't figure it out she
她完全无法理解
Wouldn't even look at me
甚至都不看我一眼
Then I saw her eyes she was
直到我看见她的眼睛
Hypnotized cold glued to her TV
她被电视深深吸引，冰冷地粘在屏幕上
Hey what's your problem baby
嘿，宝贝，你怎么了
Doll let's have a little fling
小妞，我们来玩玩吧
She said Hey you fool now just be cool
她说，嘿，你这个傻瓜，冷静点
I'm watchin that Gilligan's Isle thing
我正在看那部《吉尔伯特岛》的剧集
Isle thing isle thing
岛上的故事 岛上的故事
Watchin all night musta been a marathon
整夜观看 一定是一场马拉松
I was bummin those shows kept
我沉迷于那些不断播出的剧集
Comin here's what was going on
这就是当时的情况
These castaways were stranded
这些漂流者被困在
On this island out at sea
海上的一个岛屿
One of'em called Gilligan
其中一人名叫吉尔伯特
Said Let's name it after me
他说：“让我们以我的名字命名吧。”
He'd mess up every rescue
他每次救援都会搞砸
Man that first mate was illin
那位大副真是让人头疼
If I was one of those Castaways
如果我是那些遇难者之一
I think I'd probably kill'em
我想我可能会干掉他们
Just about that time
就在那时
Telephone began to ring
电话铃声响了起来
She said Just let it
她说：“就让它响吧。”
My machine'll get it
我的机器会搞定它
We're watchin the Gilligan's Isle thing
我们正在看《吉尔伯特岛》
Isle thing
《吉尔伯特岛》
She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing
她爱极了那部《吉尔伯特岛》
Isle thing please baby baby please
《吉尔伯特岛》 求你了宝贝 求你了
I like the professor
我喜欢那位教授
He always saved their butts
他总是救他们于危难
He could build a nuclear reactor
他甚至能造出核反应堆
From a couple of coconuts
从几个椰子开始
She said That guy's a genius
她说 那个人真是个天才
I shook my head and laughed
我摇摇头笑了
I said If he's so fly they tell me
我说 如果他真的那么厉害
Why he couldn't build a lousy raft
为什么连个破筏子都造不出来
And while we're on the subject
既然我们聊到这个话题
I'll tell you one thing for sure
我可以告诉你一件事
Those homeboys brought an awful
那些家伙带来了糟糕的
Lot for just a three hour tour
只为三小时的旅程付出许多
Then her mom came in the room
然后她的妈妈走进房间
It was kind of embarrassing
这有点尴尬
She said Hey you two
她说：“嘿，你们两个
I was once like you
我曾经也像你们一样
And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing
我也超爱那部《吉尔伯特岛》
Isle thing she'd watch that
那部剧她也会看
Gilligan's Isle thing
《吉尔伯特岛》那部剧
Please baby baby please
求你了 宝贝 求你了
Skipper's in a hammock
船长躺在吊床上
He's looking kinda fat
他看起来有点胖
He'd throw a fit and then he'd
他会发脾气 然后
Hit old Gilligan with his hat
用帽子打老吉尔根
Mrs Hal got it going on
哈尔太太风韵犹存
But Mr Hal was meaner
但哈尔先生更刻薄
Ginger and Mary Anne could've
金杰和玛丽安本可以
Used some funky cold medina
用了一些奇妙的冷药
I was really digging this show
我真的迷上了这部剧
I didn't know what to do
我不知所措
It kinda looked like I was hooked
看起来我好像上瘾了
Now I'm an addict too
现在我也成了瘾君子
I know each episode by heart
我熟记每一集
Now I'm the rerun king
现在我是重播之王
And on every date we both stay up late
每次约会我们都熬夜到很晚
And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing
我们一起看《吉尔伯特岛》
Isle thing hasta la vista little buddy
《吉尔伯特岛》 再见了小伙伴
Gilligan's Isle thing
《吉尔伯特岛》那部剧