Germs - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Germs - Weird Al Yankovic

Sometimes I really want to be alone
有时候我真想一个人独处
But that's one state I'm never in
然而我从未有过这种感觉
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
因为我知道我身上有几百万的
Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin
微小的单细胞生物住在我皮肤上
Germs I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
微生物 我摩擦刷洗直到肉体发炎流血
Germs But they just come right back again
微生物 但它们还是卷土重来了
Germs I can't even see 'em but I know they're up to something
微生物 我也看不到它们 不过我知道它们有某种目的
Hey don't touch that you don't know where it's been
别碰 你并不清楚它去过哪里
They're all over me
它们在我全身上下
They're inside of me
它们在我体内繁殖
Can't get 'em offa me
无法从我身上赶走它们
I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria
我身上长满了极其微小的细菌
What do they want from me
它们想从我这得到什么
What'll they do to me
它们会对我做什么
There's no escape for me
我无法逃离
I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria
我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
要是现在我去睡觉的话
That's when they start their sneak attack
它们就开始进行隐蔽的攻势
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
早上我在极度恐惧中醒来
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
发现我牙齿上长满了菌斑
Germs Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
微生物 无法把那些寄生虫从我脸上赶走
Germs And there's more comin' every day
微生物 而且每天都会出现更多
Germs I never said that they could camp out on my body
微生物 我没说过它们会在我身上扎营
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
我倒希望它们能打好小包走人
They're all over me
它们在我全身上下
They're inside of me
它们在我体内繁殖
Can't get 'em offa me
无法从我身上赶走它们
I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria
我身上长满了极其微小的细菌
What do they want from me
它们想从我这得到什么
What'll they do to me
它们会对我做什么
There's no escape for me
我无法逃离
I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria
我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌
They're creepin' around my shorts
微生物 它们在我短裤旁爬行
They're under the bathroom sink
它们在浴室水槽底下
They're ridin' inside my car
微生物 它们在我车里搭顺风
They're swimmin' in every drink
它们在每一杯饮料中畅游
They're hidin' between my toes
微生物 它们躲在我脚趾缝里
They're lurkin' in every kiss
它们潜伏在每一个吻中
I got 'em way up my nose
我发现它们高高在鼻子上
In every orafice
在每一个孔里
I'm gonna show them who's boss
微生物 我要让它们瞧瞧谁做主
I'm gonna get even yet
我总会做主的
Just gimme some Lysol spray
微生物 给我来些来苏儿喷剂
Just hand me a moist towelette
给我一张湿巾
Don't tell me I'm paranoid
微生物 别说我疑神疑鬼
I know that they're after me
我知道它们正为我而来
Look under the microscope
微生物 看看显微镜底下
See
瞧
They're all over me
它们在我全身上下
They're inside of me
它们在我体内繁殖
Can't get 'em offa me
无法从我身上赶走它们
I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria
我身上长满了极其微小的细菌
What do they want from me
它们想从我这得到什么
What'll they do to me
它们会对我做什么
There's no escape for me
我无法逃离
I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria
我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌
They're all over me
它们在我全身上下
I can feel 'em all over me
我感觉到它们在全身
Over every part of me
在我全身各处
Microscopic bacteria
极其微小的细菌
I know they're watching me
我知道它们正监视着我
They're always watching me
它们时刻在监视我
They're coming after me
它们正为我而来
Microscopic bacteria
极其微小的细菌
Won't somebody help me
有人会来救我吗
Please somebody help me
请来救救我吧
You've got to believe me
你们得相信我
They're out to get me
它们出动来干我了
They wanna control me
它们要控制我
They wanna destroy me
它们要毁灭我
They're tryin' to kill me
它们要杀死我
It kind of upsets me
这让我有点烦恼啊