The Weird Al Show Theme - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

The Weird Al Show Theme - Weird Al Yankovic
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Oh this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
这是一个关于阿尔的故事
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
他曾与仓鼠伙伴栖身下水道里
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
但清洁工们对此颇有微词
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
于是他收拾手风琴被迫迁徙
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
来到俄亥俄州栖居树梢
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
在鼻通剂工厂终日劳作
And he played on the company bowling team
还是公司保龄球队的队员
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
每个夜晚他都做着同样诡异的梦
Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream
梦见自己穿着皮裤 泡在酸奶桶中
But that's really not important to the story
不过这并非故事的重点所在
Well the very next year he met a dental hygienist
就在来年他遇见一位牙科护士
With a spatula tattooed on her arm on her arm
她手臂上纹着锅铲图案 清晰可见
But he didn't keep in touch
但他没能保持联系
And he lost her number
最终弄丢了她的号码
Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
后来他在薯球农场找了份活计
And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
他倾尽毕生积蓄买下分层洞穴
Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth of the Earth
深藏地底二十英里处
And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
他做的果冻豆腌黄瓜三明治确实美味
For what it's worth
虽然不值一提
Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
某日阿尔在森林想晒日光浴
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
却听见滑稽小人的痛苦尖叫
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
那人被熊夹困住 阿尔解救了他
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
获救者感激之情溢于言表
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on tv
原来他是电视圈的金牌制作人
So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
于是阿尔签下合约 你猜怎么着
Now he's got his very own Weird Al show
现在他有了专属的《怪咖艾尔秀》