Dog Eat Dog - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Dog Eat Dog - "Weird Al" Yankovic
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：Al Yankovic

Found a job in a great big office
在一家大公司找到了一份工作
And I really love this place
我真的很喜欢这里
I got my my very own Scotch tape dispenser
我有自己的胶带座
And I got a private parking space ha
还有一个私人停车位，哈哈
And I got a coffee mug with my
还有一个咖啡杯
With my name right on it
上面印着我的名字
In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine
用大大的粗体字，所以每个人都知道那是我的
Don't even touch it
别碰它
'Cause it doesn't belong to you
因为它不属于你
I'm watching you so don't get funny
我在盯着你，别耍花样
I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder
我正在职场阶梯上攀升
Watch out it's dog eat dog
小心，这是个弱肉强食的世界
Nose against the grindstone it feels alright
埋头苦干，感觉还不错
Watch out well it's dog eat dog
当心，这是个弱肉强食的世界
Here we go
我们开始吧
I love to watch my boss get angry
我喜欢看老板生气的样子
So I can count the veins in his neck ha
这样我就能数他脖子上的青筋 哈
Every day is like a picnic
每一天都像野餐一样
Every Friday get a check
每个周五都能拿到薪水
Well do I smell jelly donuts
嗯 我是不是闻到了果冻甜甜圈
This is my lucky day
今天真是我的幸运日
I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener
我要来杯咖啡 加些致癌的甜味剂
Hold on a minute just one more jelly donut
等等 再来一个果冻甜甜圈吧
They'll never miss it no
他们永远不会发现
They'll never miss it
他们永远不会察觉
I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder
我正在职场阶梯上攀升
Watch out well it's dog eat dog
当心，这是个弱肉强食的世界
Nose against the grindstone it feels alright
埋头苦干，感觉还不错
Watch out hey well it's dog eat dog
小心点，这可是弱肉强食的世界
Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening
有时我简直不敢相信这一切真的在发生
Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here
有时我难以相信自己真的坐在这里
Sometimes I tell myself
有时我告诉自己
This is not my beautiful stapler
这不是我漂亮的订书机
Sometimes I tell myself
有时我告诉自己
This is not my beautiful chair
这不是我舒适的椅子
Nobody's sure what I do here
没人清楚我在这里做什么
And that's just fine with me
而这对我来说刚刚好
Five o'clock is here much too soon now
五点来得太快了
'Cause I just never wanna leave
因为我根本不想离开
I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals
我可以把回形针弯成小动物的形状
Maybe I could get on on David Letterman
也许我还能上大卫·莱特曼的节目
I think I made a big mistake
我觉得我犯了个大错
Where's my liquid paper
我的修正液在哪
Where's my liquid paper
我的修正液在哪
I'm climbing up way up the corporate ladder now
我正在攀登公司阶梯的顶端
Watch out it's dog eat dog
小心，这是个弱肉强食的世界
Nose against the grindstone it feels alright
埋头苦干，感觉还不错
Better be careful now it's dog eat dog
现在要更加小心，这是弱肉强食的世界
Watch me work hey hey stand back now
看我工作，嘿嘿，现在退后点
Look out mama it's dog eat dog
当心点，妈妈，这是弱肉强食的世界
Nose against the grindstone it feels real good
埋头苦干的感觉真的很棒
Hey dog eat dog
嘿，弱肉强食
Here we go dog eat dog
来吧，弱肉强食
Say dog eat dog
弱肉强食的世界
Hey hey dog eat dog
嘿 嘿 弱肉强食
Say dog eat dog
弱肉强食的世界
Here we go dog eat dog
来吧，弱肉强食
Dog eat dog
弱肉强食
Dog eat dog
弱肉强食
Dog eat dog
弱肉强食
Dog eat dog
弱肉强食