Stuck In a Closet With Vanna White - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White - Weird Al Yankovic
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Doctor every night I have the strangest dreams
医生 我每晚都做着最离奇的梦
Doctor listen to me tell me what this means
医生 请听我说 告诉我这意味着什么
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
起初我穿着内衣去购物
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
转眼间我漂浮在半空中
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
我的嘴唇脱落 所有人都盯着我看
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
甜甜圈和热狗在空中四处乱飞
Now doctor wait a minute you ain't heard nothin' yet
医生稍等 最精彩的部分还没开始
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
接下来是我永远难忘的情节
Now I'm bein' followed by these russian spies
此刻我被俄罗斯间谍尾随跟踪
They give me some velcro and an order of fries
他们递来魔术贴和一份薯条
Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship enterprise
转眼间我竟在企业号上打保龄球
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
坠入深坑时才猛然惊觉
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我和凡娜·怀特困在衣橱中
Night after night after night after night
夜复一夜不断重复这噩梦
All right
好吧
Doctor won't you tell me am I going insane
医生啊 我是否已精神错乱
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
是吃错了东西 还是大脑出了故障
See I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
看啊 我在教堂赤身裸体 遇见一只恐龙
Try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor
想逃跑 双脚却被钉在地板上
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
然后一个侏儒把我推进旋转门
And I'm back in the very same place I was before
我又回到了最初的地方
Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
现在我困在衣橱里 和Vanna White一起
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我和凡娜·怀特困在衣橱中
Night after night after night after night
夜复一夜不断重复这噩梦
And I can't bust out and I can't break free
我无法挣脱 也无法逃离
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
这狭小空间让我窒息难耐
And I can't go home and I can't get loose
我回不了家 也得不到解脱
And I try to escape but it's just no use
我尝试逃脱 却徒劳无功
And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
我永远无法离开 永远无法获胜
And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
空气逐渐稀薄 墙壁不断逼近
And I can't go back and I can't get through
我无法回头 也无法穿越
But Vanna since you're here why don't
既然范娜你在这里 不如
You let me buy a vowel from you
让我从你那儿买个元音吧
Come on Vanna come on
来吧范娜 快来吧
Ow buhhh

Doctor all those crazy dreams have started again
医生 那些疯狂的梦又开始了
That's right I even wake up screaming now and then
没错 我现在甚至偶尔会尖叫着醒来
See I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
你看我下班回家却忘了地址
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
代数考试我已经迟到半小时
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
突然一只黏糊的外星生物从我胸口窜出
And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
我不断坠落 坠落 结局你已能猜透
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我和凡娜·怀特困在衣橱中
Night after night after night after night
夜复一夜不断重复这噩梦
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
困在衣橱里 与凡娜·怀特共处
N-n-n-night after night after night night night
夜复一夜 夜夜如此
Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我困在衣橱里 与Vanna White一起
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我和凡娜·怀特困在衣橱中
Night after night after night after night
夜复一夜不断重复这噩梦
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里