Taco Grande - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Taco Grande - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
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Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamales siempre muy bueno
Y el chile relleno
You see I just gotta have a tostada carne asada
That's right I want the whole enchilada
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
I need a quesadilla
I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn
With my friends or when I'm all alone
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
Un burrito ranchero
So give me something spicy and hot now
Break out the menu what you got now
Oh would you tell the waiter
I'd like to have sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refried
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Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
That's why I order two or three
Let me give you a tip just try a nacho chip
It's really good with bean dip
I eat uno dos tres quarto burritos
Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
Well I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritas
Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now I'm down on my knees
We need some extra tomatoes and cheese
And could you make that separate checks please
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Buenos noches senor bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa
Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar
El ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso
Sus ojos se quemaran su estomago estara en fuego
Se quedaran en el baño por una semana
Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto
Well the food is coming i can hardly wait
Now watch your fingers careful hot plate
What you think you're doing with my chile con queso
Well if you want some just say so
Oh boy pico de gallo
They sure don't make it like this in ohio
No gracias yo quiero jalepeños nada ms
You can toss away the hot sauce
Donde estan los nachos holy frijole
You better get me a bowl of guacamole
Y uusted eugene why's your face turning green
Don't you like pinto beans
You want some more cinnamon crispas
If you don't hasta la vista
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
You can finish it mañana
Well it's been a pleasure I can't eat no more
Señor la cuenta por favor
If you ain't ever tried real mexican cooking well you oughta
Just don't drink the water
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