The Plumbing Song - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

The Plumbing Song - "Weird Al" Yankovic
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash
谁能迅速解决管道问题
Twenty-four hours a day seven days a week
全天候服务 一周七天无休
Baby I sure wish I could lend you a hand
宝贝 我真希望能帮上忙
But plumbing's one thing I don't understand
但管道问题我实在搞不懂
It's true haven't got a clue
真的 我对此一无所知
B b baby I can tell you've got a big problem
宝贝 我能看出你遇到了**烦
When I flush the john then your shower goes on
当我冲马桶时 你的淋浴却开始出水
Baby now watcha gonna do
宝贝 现在你该怎么办
If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke
如果通渠剂无效，皮搋子也坏了
Baby call the mensch with a monkey wrench
宝贝，快叫那位拿着扳手的专家
Baby he'll be there for you
宝贝，他会为你而来
Shower's backing up up up
淋浴的水倒流上来
Water won't go down down down
水无法排下去
Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba baby don't forget my plumber plumber plumber
吧吧吧宝贝，别忘了我的水管工
Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba baby

Baby baby sink's been stopped up all summer
宝贝 水槽整个夏天都堵住了
Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba baby baby baby better call the plumber
Ba ba ba 宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 最好叫水管工来
Plumber plumber
水管工 水管工
He'll know what to do
他知道该怎么做
Pipes been blowing up pipes been breaking down
管道一直在爆炸 管道一直在坏掉
And the carpet's soaked right through
地毯都湿透了
Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba

Kitchen's flooded too
厨房也淹水了
Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba girl you know it's true
宝贝，你知道这是真的
B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer
我敢打赌，这家伙赚得比我的律师还多
If he works for one day costs you half a year's pay
如果他工作一天，你得付他半年的薪水
Baby he can be here by two
宝贝，他两点就能到
So if you've got cash he'll be there in a flash
所以如果你有钱，他会立刻赶到
Makin' service calls in his overalls
穿着工作服，随时待命
Baby he'll do his best for you
宝贝，他会为你竭尽全力
Sewer's backing up up up
下水道堵塞了 堵塞了 堵塞了
Got you feelin' down down down
让你感到沮丧 沮丧 沮丧
Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba baby don't forget my plumber
吧 吧 吧 宝贝 别忘了我的水管工
Plumber plumber
水管工 水管工
Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba baby baby baby leaky pipes are a bummer
吧 吧 吧 宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 漏水的管道真是麻烦
Ba ba ba

Ba ba ba baby baby baby time to call the
宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 是时候打电话叫
Plumber plumber plumber
水管工 水管工 水管工
Maybe call a few
也许多叫几个
Got a problem with plumbing Gotta blame it on something
遇到了管道问题 总得找个理由
Blame it on the drain it was cloggin' cloggin'
怪排水管堵塞 堵塞
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night
怪水龙头整夜滴水
If hairballs grease and goo won't let the water through
如果毛发、油脂和黏糊物堵住了水流
Blame it on the drain yeah yeah
那就怪排水管吧 是的 是的
When I flush the john now when I flush the john
当我冲马桶时 当我冲马桶时
It turns the shower on
它却打开了淋浴
Ba ba ba baby baby baby better call my
宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 最好打电话给我的
Plumber plumber plumber
水管工 水管工 水管工
He'll know what to do
他知道该怎么做
Call now we're in the yellow pages
现在就打电话 我们在黄页上