When I Was Your Age - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

When I Was Your Age - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Let me tell you sonny
让我告诉你 小子
Let me tell you straight
我就直说了吧
You kids today ain't never had it tough
你们这些孩子从没吃过苦
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
总是饭来张口衣来伸手
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough
懒骨头还挑三拣四不知足
Well nobody ever drove me to school
当年可没人开车送我上学
When it was ninety degrees below
零下九十度也得顶着
We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
光着身子在四十里雪地里走
Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours
煤矿里每天干二十二小时
A day for just half a cent
工钱只有半分钱
Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent
卖器官才交得起房租钱
When I was your age
我像你这么大时
When I was your age
我像你这么大时
When I was your age
我像你这么大时
When I was your age
我像你这么大时
Let me tell you something you whiny little snot
让我来告诉你们这些爱抱怨的小家伙
There's something wrong with all you kids today
你们这代年轻人全都出了毛病
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
根本不懂得珍惜拥有的一切
We were hungry
我们当年挨饿受冻
Broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way
穷困潦倒却甘之如饴
There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box
七十三口人挤在纸板箱里过日子
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
圣诞礼物只有寒酸的碎石一袋
Every night for dinner we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt
每天晚餐都是大块泥土充饥
If we were really good we didn't get dessert
表现不好时 连甜点都没得吃
When I was your age When I was your age
我像你这么大的时候 我像你这么大的时候
When I was your age When I was your age
我像你这么大的时候 我像你这么大的时候
Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine
没有电话 更没有传真机
All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string
只有几个破罐子和一根烂绳子
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
小时候连个游泳池都没有
Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had
邻居家的化粪池就是我们最近的"泳池"
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
没有牙线可用 只能用生锈的铁钉
Didn't have Nintendo we just poured salt on snails
没有游戏机玩 只能往蜗牛身上撒盐
Didn't have no water bed
连水床都没有
Had to sleep on broken glass
只能睡在碎玻璃上
Didn't have no lawnmower
连割草机都没有
We used our teeth to cut the grass
只能用牙齿啃草坪
What's the matter now
怎么啦小子
Sonny you say you don't believe this junk
你说你不信这些鬼话
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin
你觉得我的故事太过老套
I tell you one thing I never was such a disrespectful punk
我告诉你 我年轻时从不是这样不懂尊重的混小子
Back in my time we had a thing called discipline
在我们那个年代 我们讲究规矩和纪律
Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve
老爸每晚都会揍我们到深夜十二点一刻
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves
等他打累了 就让我们自己打自己
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
他还会把我剁成块 拿我的脑袋当飞盘玩
And let me tell ya Junior you never heard me complain
告诉你小子 我可从没抱怨过半句
When I was your age When I was your age
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When I was your age When I was your age
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When I was your age When I was your age
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When I was your age When I was your age
我像你这么大的时候 我像你这么大的时候