Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung - Weird Al Yankovic

Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung - Weird Al Yankovic

I visit Mr Frump in the hospital

I see him most every day
我去医院看望老古董先生
And when I see Mr Frump in his iron lung
我几乎天天去看他
This is what I hear him say
当我看到老古董先生用他的人工呼吸器时
Y'know Mr Frump is my very best friend
我听到他这么说
He's never a chump or a tease
你知道吗 老古董是我最好的朋友
He never tells me lies
他既不蠢也不欺负人
And best of all
他从不和我说谎
He never disagrees
最好一点的是
I bring him candy
他从不反对我
And flowers every afternoon
我每天下午
Sit down by his side and say "Hi"
给他带去糖和鲜花
And then I ask him his opinion
在他身边坐下说
Of the world situation
然后我问他
And I wait for Mr Frump's reply
对于世界局势的观点
And Mr Frump would say
接着等待老古董先生的回答
Well unfortunately
于是老古董先生说
Soon it came to be
太不幸了
Mr Frump's dying day
很快就到了
So now I bring to you
老古董先生驾鹤西去的那天
The very last thing
我现在给你带来
That Mr Frump had to say
最后的最后
Amen
老古董先生说的话
Wow
阿门