I Can’t Watch This - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

I Can't Watch This - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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I can't watch this I can't watch this
我受不了 我实在看不下去
I can't watch this I can't watch this
我受不了 我实在看不下去
My my my my TV makes me so bored
我的电视让我无聊透顶
Makes me say oh my Lord
让我直呼老天爷
What is this garbage here
这都是些什么垃圾
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
真想蒙住眼睛堵住耳朵
It sucks and that's no lie
烂透了 绝非虚言
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
无聊得像看油漆晾干
Lowers my IQ one notch
智商都被拉低一截
And that's the reason why uh I can't watch
这就是我无法忍受的原因
I told you homeboy I can't watch this
早跟你说过 兄弟 这玩意我看不下去
Yeah nothin' but trash and you know
全是垃圾 你懂的
I can't watch this
我实在看不下去
Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this
宁愿戳瞎双眼 也看不下去
Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this
快把遥控器给我 这破节目没法看
Talkin' 'bout sick shows
净是些恶心的内容
There's America's Funniest Home Videos
《美国家庭滑稽录像》正在播放
I can't believe my eyes
我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
那些获得头奖的内容令人震惊
Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
某个可怜老母亲从屋顶跌落
Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake
脸朝下摔在草坪的耙子上
I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
听说他们拍了十七次才成功
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
这种幽默就像被踢中要害
And that kind of show uh I can't watch
这种节目 我实在看不下去
Yo I told you I can't watch this
我早说过这节目我实在看不下去
Change the channel now man I can't watch this
赶紧换台 兄弟 这玩意儿辣眼睛
Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker
把遥控器扔过来 蠢货
I can't watch this
我实在看不下去
Cosby Show and Rosanne
《天才老爹》和《罗斯安家庭生活》
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
我的忍耐已经到达极限
Judge Wopner oh my
沃普纳法官？天呐
You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
除非是雨人才能忍受这鬼东西
Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing
三十来岁尚可忍受 若你爱听
Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks
雅皮士整夜抱怨 实在受不了《双峰镇》
Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
真希望他们绞死那些吃甜甜圈的怪胎
Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home
那两个影评人混蛋该滚回家
And sit on their thumbs
坐在沙发上无所事事
That's word because you know
这话不假因为你知道
I can't watch this
我实在看不下去
I can't watch this break it down
我受不了这个 快停下
Here's how to order money back guarantee
退款保证 轻松下单
Removes tough stains fast
快速去除顽固污渍
It tastes more like fresh peanuts
尝起来更像新鲜花生
They keep going and going don't hate me
它们没完没了 别怪我
Because I'm beautiful
因为我天生丽质
Could be dandruff our prices are insane
可能是头皮屑 我们的价格疯狂
Stop Prime Time
停止黄金时段
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
我肯定会恶心
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
若再让我看那些愚蠢的宠物把戏
Or that guy with the real flat hair
或是那个头发扁平的怪人
That goes 'Woof woof woof
只会"汪汪汪"乱叫
And waves his fist in the air
还对着空气挥舞拳头
Those weird talk shows
那些诡异的脱口秀
About transsexual Nazi Eskimos
讲着变性纳极因纽特人的噱头
They're rude crude and vile
粗鄙低俗令人作呕
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
不如转台换个清净时候
Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this
切台切台切台 呕 我实在看不下去
Look man I can't watch this
老兄 这节目我真受不了
I can't take this torture no more I can't
这种折磨我再也忍不了 真的不行
I can't watch this pay the bills
连付费节目都这么糟糕
Station break break it down
广告插播 赶紧切掉
Operators are standing
客服人员装模作样站着
Cubic zirconium necklace
假钻石项链推销
You're soaking in it
你完全沉浸在这种垃圾里
And our fabulous swimsuit issue
还有我们华丽的泳装特辑
When you've got a headache this big
当你头痛欲裂时
Read the book
不如去读书
This is your brain on ***
这就是你沉迷**的后果
I've fallen and I can't get up
我已深陷其中无法自拔
Stop Cable Time
停止有线电视时间
HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV
HBO、花花公子频道、Showtime和MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
或许做完脑叶切除术后我会更喜欢它们
Now why did I ever pay for this junk
为何我要花钱看这些垃圾节目
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
接了八十个频道 个个都烂透
Just brainless blood and guts
尽是没脑的血腥暴力
And mindless T