Alimony - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Alimony - Weird Al Yankovic
Here she comes now wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well first she took my nest egg
Then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah) yeah yeah
'Cause she took my house (alimony)
My car (alimony)
My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too Too bad
(alimony) so sad (alimony)
Ah-she got (alimony) got the gift of grab
I'm in debt (debt) debt (debt)
Debt (debt) debt debt debt (debt)
Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze blood from a stonee-stony
Ooh I took her for better or for worse yeah
Then she took me for everything yeah everything
She could get (get) get (get)
Get get get
Well I'm out of cash
(alimony) no dough (alimony)
I'm broke (alimony) it's no joke
The check's in the mail (alimony) get off (alimony)
My back (alimony) cut me some slack
I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah
(Ooh I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do
(Ooh I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due
(Ooh I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue
(Ooh I want my alimo-mo-mony)
Alimony (yeah) mony (yeah)
Yeah (yeah) yeah yeah yeah
Wow
(Alimony alimony alimony) I said
Come on come on come on
Alimony alimony alimony
Bleed me dry
I said no (no) oh no (no)
No no no no
Come on
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