I Think I’m a Clone Now - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

I Think I'm A Clone Now - Weird Al Yankovic
Isn't it strange
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan
Born to be a carbon copy man
There in a petri dish wait one night
They took a donor's body cell and
Fertilized a human egg and so I say
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
I'm really beside myself
I still remember how it began
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father
Just a test tube and a womb with a view
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin' in stereo it's all right
Well I can be my own best friend and
I can send myself for pizza so I say
I think I'm a clone now
Another one of me's always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now
I've been on Oprah Winfrey I'm world renowned
I think I'm a clone now
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now
That's my genetic twin always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now