Velvet Elvis - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Velvet Elvis - Weird Al Yankovic
My life it used to be incomplete
Till I saw what I was looking for
At a drive-in swap meet
My life it won't be the same again
Now I'm proud to say the king
Lives on inside my den
Oh it's all I live for it's all I need
My velvet elvis
My velvet elvis
My velvet elvis means the world to me
Although he may not be worth much dough
He means much more to me than
Some old rembrandt or van gogh
Check out those sideburns
There's nothing greater
You can tell that he's no velvet elvis imitator
Oh it's all I live for it's all I need
My velvet elvis
My velvet elvis
My velvet elvis
Oh now you can't you see
My velvet elvis
My velvet elvis
My velvet elvis means the world to me
In my own private graceland
In my own little shrine to the king
I don't want nothing else
No I don't need anything
Don't need no lava lamp
Don't need no soap on a rope
No pictures of mexican kids
With those really big eyes
Or dogs playing poker
When I'm at home watching my tv
I know the king is always looking down on me
He looks so handsome he stands so tall
So glad he's big enough to
Cover up that hole in the wall
(velvet elvis) he's so fuzzy
(velvet elvis) he's so great
(velvet elvis) never ages
(velvet elvis) never puts on weight
(velvet elvis) look at those rhinestones
(velvet elvis) he's just so fine
(velvet elvis) you can look but don't touch now
(velvet elvis) cause he's mine all mine
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