Living With a Hernia - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Living With A Hernia - Weird Al Yankovic
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：C. Midnight/D. Hartman/Al Yankovic/Rick Derringer

Help me out dig
救救我吧
All I do is grunt and groan hurts me to walk anywhere
我只能呻吟和抱怨，走到哪里都感到疼痛
Went to see my physician Dr Jones
我去看了我的医生，琼斯医生
He took my trousers off told me to cough
他脱下我的裤子，让我咳嗽
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
医生说没什么好讨论的
He tell me any day I might have to wear a truss
他告诉我随时可能需要佩戴疝气带
Living with a hernia all the time such aggravation
一直与疝气生活，真是令人烦恼
Living with a hernia gonna be my ruination
与疝气生活，终将是我的毁灭
Living with a hernia got to have an operation
因疝气而活 不得不进行手术
Feel so old
感觉如此衰老
Too much bad pain good gawd drives me insane
剧烈的疼痛让我几近疯狂
Can't run barely crawl got a bulge in my intestinal wall
无法奔跑 只能勉强爬行 肠壁上的肿块
Walk real funny bless my soul can't play tennis
走路怪异 天啊 无法打网球
And it's hard to bowl
保龄球也难以进行
You can't even do the splits now say it
现在你甚至无法劈叉 不如放弃吧
Better call it quits now now
现在就放弃吧
I'm sick of all this dancin' any how
我受够了这一切的舞动
Living with a hernia hurts me
患有疝气的生活让我痛苦不堪
Bad in a tender location
疼痛在敏感部位蔓延
Living with a hernia had enough humiliation
患有疝气的生活已让我受尽屈辱
Living with a hernia got to have an operation
因疝气而活 不得不进行手术
I live with a hernia can't get up can't bend over
我患有疝气，无法起身，无法弯腰
Now I live with a hernia wait a minute
现在我患有疝气，稍等一下
You may not be familiar with the common types
你可能对常见的类型并不熟悉
Of hernias that you could get
关于你可能患上的疝气
So just settle down let me
所以请静下心来让我
Clue you in there's incomplete incomplete
为你解释，这并不完整，并不完整
Epigastric epigastric bladder bladder strangulated strangulated
上腹疝，上腹疝，膀胱疝，膀胱疝，绞窄疝，绞窄疝
Lumbar hernia lumbar hernia richter's hernia richter's hernia
腰疝，腰疝，里希特疝，里希特疝
Obstructed obstructed inguinal and direct
梗阻疝，梗阻疝，腹股沟疝和直疝
Living with a hernia rupture
生活在疝气破裂的痛苦中
I said it's causin' me such irritation
我说这让我感到无比烦躁
Living with a hernia have to have
患有疝气 不得不忍受
My medication
我的药物治疗
Living with a hernia I feel bad
患有疝气 我感到痛苦