Twydale’s Lament - Half Man Half Biscuit

Twydale's Lament - Half Man Half Biscuit
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Indicate then you stupid bastard
打转向灯啊 你这蠢货
How was I supposed to know
我哪能猜到
That you intended to go left
你居然想左转
I'm not a mind reader
我又不会读心术
You shall be cast away into the fiery pit
你该被扔进火坑
And in the fiery pit there are
而火坑里等着你的
Eternal sleeping policemen
是永世不眠的减速带
I saw a young professional couple playing Poohsticks on a Cotswold bridge
我看见一对年轻专业人士夫妇 在科茨沃尔德桥上玩着维尼棒游戏
I watched them walk along the banks of the Windrush eating jasmine ice cream
望着他们沿温德拉什河岸漫步 品尝茉莉花冰淇淋
Before heading north to Warwick Arts Centre and Marianne Faithfull
随后北上前往华威艺术中心 聆听玛丽安·费斯富尔
Splendid
妙不可言
I picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway
我捡起邮差掉在我车道上的所有橡皮筋
And took them up to the pub on a Thursday evening
在周四晚上把它们带到了酒吧
As that's where he likes to go for the quiz
因为那是他最爱参加智力问答的地方
He believes he is needed for the music round
他坚信音乐环节非他不可
His friends obviously humour him
他的朋友们显然在迁就他
Anyway I place myself at a nearby table
总之 我在邻桌坐下
And whenever he tries to light up a cigarette
每当他试图点燃香烟
I fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands
我就用橡皮筋射灭他嘴边的火苗
Which he finds most annoying
这让他非常恼火
Most annoying
非常恼火
Gouranga Gouranga
福音啊 福音
Yes I'll be happy
是的 我会很快乐
When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge
当你因涂鸦桥梁而被捕时
Gouranga Gouranga
福音啊 福音
Yes I'll be happy
是的 我会很快乐
When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge
当你因涂鸦桥梁而被捕时
Gouranga Gouranga
福音啊 福音
Yes I'll be happy
是的 我会很快乐
When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge
当你因涂鸦桥梁而被捕时
Gouranga Gouranga
福音啊 福音
Yes I'll be happy
是的 我会很快乐
When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge
当你因涂鸦桥梁而被捕时
Gouranga Gouranga
福音啊 福音
Yes I'll be happy
是的 我会很快乐
When you've been arrested for defacing the bridge
当你因涂鸦桥梁而被捕时
Gouranga Gouranga
福音啊 福音
Yes I'll be happy
是的 我会很快乐