Surging out of Convalescence - Half Man Half Biscuit

Surging out of Convalescence - Half Man Half Biscuit
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Darts in soap operas oh so wrong oh so wrong
肥皂剧里的飞镖赛 错得离谱 错得荒唐
No-one's scoring and there's
没人得分 只有
Too much chat between each throw
每次投掷间冗长的闲聊
Worse than this though is when
更糟的是当
Cheers are raised for the bull
人们为红心欢呼时
Granted bull's a double and an out
虽说红心算双倍 能终结比赛
But I know that they don't
但我清楚他们
Know therefore
根本不懂规则
I propose
我提议
No Soap Darts
取消肥皂剧飞镖赛
Is your child hyperactive or is he perhaps a twat
你家孩子是多动症还是纯粹欠揍
Sometimes I like to watch Wave Rage down on Fistral Beach
偶尔我会去菲斯特尔海滩看《怒浪》冲浪秀
Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit
上个圣灰星期三尝试密宗性爱 简直糟透了
Next Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow
下个圣灰星期三或许该挑战舔自己手肘
Strive in vain
注定徒劳
For they say
人们都说
Few succeed
鲜有人能成功
I wrote to the Horse Hounds
我写信给马术俱乐部
To gloat over what I'd done
炫耀我的所作所为
I stored their magazine in a data retrieval system
把他们的杂志存入数据检索系统
Let's face it what're they going to do
老实说他们能奈我何
It's not as if they know where I live
反正他们不知道我住哪儿
And anyway I cut that caper back in 1984
况且我早在1984年就金盆洗手
Heartbroken matrons
心碎的贵妇们
On joyless beds
躺在无欢的床榻
For those whose souls the iron has entered
灵魂已被烙铁灼伤的人们
And if I get to Heaven's gate
若我抵达天堂之门
I'll doubtless have to wait
注定要长久等待
While St Peter investigates the inevitable asterisk
圣彼得会审查那必然存在的星号污点
The inside of a Halex Three-Star table-tennis ball
Halex三星乒乓球的内胆
Smells much like you'd expect it to
气味正如你所料想