Asparagus Next Left - Half Man Half Biscuit

Asparagus Next Left - Half Man Half Biscuit
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We've just been performing a guerrilla gig
我们刚在另一支乐队的游击演出中
In the middle of another group's guerrilla gig
完成了一场游击演出
Well surely that's the ultimate guerrilla gig
这无疑是最极致的游击演出
But still they cried like girls
但他们仍像女孩般哭泣
Road signs on our country lanes
乡间小路上的路标
May not be what they seem
或许并非表面所示
Asparagus next left who says
下个路口左转是芦笋 谁说的
I've been upstream
我已逆流而上
Going down there for plum tomatoes
沿着这条路去摘李子番茄
That's not a good idea
这可不是什么好主意
For Horse Manure 200 Yards
前方两百码有马粪警示
Read bottomless perdition
读着这无底的灾祸预告
When the club versus country dispute arose
当俱乐部与乡村爆发争执时
Small children were trampled in the exodus
小孩子们在混乱中被踩踏
We all knew someone at primary school
我们都记得小学时代
Who had a very powerful magnet
那个拥有强力磁铁的同学
This a way For New Potatoes
新土豆 请往这边走
An arrow points innocently
箭头看似无害地指引
Dirt track to a darker place
土路通向更阴暗之地
That's what it says to me
这就是它给我的暗示
Last Chance For Hanging Baskets
吊篮花盆 最后机会
They're even giving you clues
他们甚至给你线索
Fresh Broad Beans and Aubergines
新鲜蚕豆与茄子
Euphemisms Audrey euphemisms
委婉说法 奥黛丽 都是委婉说法
Whatever happened to the plumber's van
水管工的货车今何在
The humble amateur Transit van
那朴素的业余运输车
Vans have become ridiculous
货车变得如此荒谬可笑
With their strategies and logistics
满是策略与物流算计
Veer Left For Marmalade
左转通往果酱厂
I don't think so Joe
我才不信这鬼话
And why are Tractors Turning
为何拖拉机纷纷转向
We really ought to know
我们真该弄个明白
So stay alert on the minor roads
乡间小路请保持警觉
Remember Phyllis Triggs
别忘了菲莉丝·特里格斯
Oooh Rhubarb Let's go
哦 大黄 我们出发吧
She's still not been accounted for
她至今仍下落不明