Mr. Popeil - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Mr. Popeil - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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I need a Vegematic
我需要一台蔬菜切片机
I need a Pocket Fisherman
我需要便携钓鱼竿
I need a handy appliance
我需要个万能小家电
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell
连壳生蛋都能直接炒
Operators are standing by
客服全天候待命
How does that make you feel
您心动了吗
Help me
救救我吧
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
I wanna shine some pennies
我想让硬币闪闪发亮
I wanna mend some leather
我想修补皮革制品
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder
我想用强力胶把头粘在大钢梁底下
Please no COD's
千万别货到付款
Don't miss out on this deal
别错过这优惠
Ah help me
啊 救救我
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
Help me
救救我吧
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
Wo-o wo-o Ohhhhhh
喔~喔~噢~
It slices It dices
它能切片 能切丁
Look at that tomato
看看那个番茄
You could even cut a tin can with it
连罐头都能轻松切开
But you wouldn't want to
但你肯定不愿错过
Mr Popeil I'm in trouble
Popeil先生 我陷入困境
Need your assistance on the double
急需您的援手刻不容缓
Oh no Now how am I gonna make
天啊 现在我要如何让
My old vinyl car top look like new
破旧的乙烯车顶焕然一新
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
Tell me what am I s'posed to do
请告诉我该怎么办
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
Now how much would you pay
您愿意出多少钱
But wait there's more
等等 还有更多惊喜
It's not sold in any store
商店里可买不到它
Now how much would you pay
您愿意出多少钱
Don't answer yet
先别急着回答
Just look what else you get
看看还有什么赠品
Now how much would you pay
您愿意出多少钱
If you order today
今日下单即刻拥有
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray
附赠神奇厨刀与无烟烟灰缸
Now how much would you pay
您愿意出多少钱
Now how much would you pay
您愿意出多少钱
Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
波普尔先生 波普尔先生
Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
波普尔先生 波普尔先生
Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
波普尔先生 波普尔先生
Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
波普尔先生 波普尔先生
Make me buy a Garden Weasel
让我买下花园除草神器
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
让我买下竹制蒸笼
Make me take advantage
让我把握这难得机会
Of this amazing TV offer
享受电视购物特惠
Call our toll-free number
拨打免费热线
We'll make you such a deal
我们给你超值优惠
Aw help me
求求您
Mr Popeil I want it
波佩尔先生 我太想要了
Mr Popeil Well I need it
波普尔先生 我真的需要它
Mr Popeil I got to got to got to have it
波普尔先生 我必须必须得到它
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
Mr Popeil
波普尔先生
Hey