I Want a New Duck - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

I Want a New Duck - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Woh oh I want a new duck
我想要个新鸭子
One that won't try to bite
一只不会试着咬我的
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
一只不会在我的袜子上啃出个洞的
One that won't quack all night
一只不会呱呱叫个一整晚的
I want a new duck
我想要个新鸭子
One with big webbed feet
一只有着大大的蹼足的
One that knows how to wash my car
一只知道该怎样替我洗车的
And keep his room real neat
还得保持他的房间十分整洁
One that won't raid the ice box
一只不会袭击冰箱的
One that'll stay in shape
一只保持体型良好的
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
一只永远不会迁移或者逃跑的
Or I'll tie him up with duct tape
不然我会用胶带把他绑起来
I want a new duck
我想要个新鸭子
A mallard I think
应该是只野鸭
One that won't make a mess of my house
一只不会在我家搞破坏
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink
或者在浴室的水槽建个窝的
I want a new duck
我想要个新鸭子
One that won't steal a beer
一只不会偷啤酒的
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
一只不会把他的账单寄到我邮箱里的
One that knows the duck stops here
一只知道鸭子停靠站在哪的
One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
一只不会走着鸭步围着我转把我逼疯的
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
一只会教我游泳还不会让我溺水的
And show me how to get down
并且向我演示如何潜水
How to get down baby
如何潜水 宝贝
Get it
懂了吗
Quack quack quack quack

Quack quack quack quack

I want a new duck
我想要个新鸭子
Not a swan or a goose
不是天鹅或家鹅
Just a drake I can dress real cute
而是一只公鸭子 我可以给他穿的很可爱
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
我想我会叫他布鲁斯
I want a new duck
我想要个新鸭子
Not a quail or an owl
不是鹌鹑或者猫头鹰
One that won't molt too much
一只不会掉太多毛的
One that won't smell too foul
一只闻起来不会太糟的
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
一只不会乞求面包渣
Hangin' around all day
整天到处闲逛的
He'd better mind his manners
他最好注意他的礼貌
Better do just what I say
最好按我说的做
Or he's gonna be duck pate duck pate yah yah
不然他就会变成鸭肉酱 鸭肉酱
Quack quack quack quack

Quack quack quack quack