Dare to Be Stupid - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Dare to Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me

It's time for us to join in the fight
是时候加入这场狂欢了
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
就让你的孩子长大当牛仔吧
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
放任床虱肆意叮咬又何妨
You better put all your eggs in one basket
不如孤注一掷把鸡蛋全放一个篮里
You better count your chickens before they hatch
在雏鸡未孵时就数清数目
You better sell some wine before it's sit time
趁葡萄未酸时快卖掉美酒
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
给自己找个乐子解解痒
You better squeeze all the charmin' you can while mr wimpole's not around
趁温波先生不在 尽情搜刮所有舒洁纸巾
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
把头伸进微波炉 给自己晒个日光浴
Talk with your mouth full
满嘴食物还滔滔不绝
Bite the hand that feeds you
反咬喂你的手
Bite on more than you chew
贪多嚼不烂
What can you do
你能奈我何
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
Take some wooden nickles
收下木头硬币当宝贝
Look for mr goodbar
寻找完美先生乐此不疲
Get your mojo working now
让你的魅力尽情释放
I'll show you how
我来教你诀窍
You can dare to be stupid
勇敢做个傻瓜又何妨
You can turn the other cheek
你可以忍气吞声
You can just give up the ship
也可以直接放弃抵抗
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip
大快朵颐寿司后潇洒离去不留小账
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
Come on and dare to be stupid
来吧 勇敢做个傻瓜
It's so easy to do
这简直轻而易举
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
We're all waiting for you
我们都在期待你
Let's go
一起来吧
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
是时候小题大做啦
So can i have a volunteer
有谁自愿来参与
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
别再为打翻的牛奶哭泣
Now it's time for crying in your beer
现在该借酒消愁了
Settle down raise a family join the pta
安顿下来 成家立业 加入家长会
Buy some sensible shoes and a chevyrolet
买双体面的鞋 再添辆雪佛兰
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
狂欢到倾家荡产 被扫地出门也无妨
It's ok you can dare to be stupid
没关系 你可以勇敢犯傻
It's like spitting on a fish
就像朝鱼吐口水般荒唐
It's like barking up a tree
就像对树学狗吠般疯癫
It's like i said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
就像我说的 想占便宜就得先买单
Dare to be stupid yes
没错 勇敢做个傻子吧
Why don't you dare to be stupid
为何不敢做个傻瓜
It's so easy to do
这简直轻而易举
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
We're all waiting for you
我们都在期待你
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
Burn your candle at both ends
把蜡烛两头点燃
Look a gift horse in the mouth
对礼物挑三拣四
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
连土豆泥都能成为挚友
You can be a coffee achiever
你可以成为咖啡达人
You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver
也可以窝在家里看《反斗小宝贝》
The future's up to you
未来由你主宰
So what you gonna do
所以你要怎么做
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
Dare to be stupid
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What did i say
我说了什么
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
Tell me what did i say
告诉我我说了什么
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
It's alright
这没什么大不了
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
We can be stupid all night
我们可以整夜犯傻
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
Come on join the crowd
快来加入我们
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
Shout it out loud
大声喊出来
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
I can't hear you
我听不见你
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
Ok i can hear you now
现在能听见了
Dare to be stupid
敢犯傻才够酷
Let's go dare to be stupid
让我们一起犯傻
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敢犯傻才够酷