One More Minute - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

One More Minute - "Weird Al" Yankovic
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Well i heard that you're leavin' leavin'
我听说你要离开 离开
Gonna leave me far behind so far behind
将我远远抛在身后 远远抛下
'Cause you found a brand new lover
因为你找到了新的恋人
You decided that i'm not your kind aahh
你认定我不再是你的选择 啊
So i pulled i pulled your name out name out of my rolodex oohh
于是我将你的名字从通讯录中撕掉 撕掉 哦
And i tore all your pictures in two
还将你的照片撕成两半
And i burned down the malt shop where we used to go
我烧毁了我们曾常去的糖果店
Just because it reminds me of you dippity dippity doo
只因为它让我想起了你 那些甜蜜的回忆
That's right that's right you ain't gonna see me cryin'
没错 没错 你不会看到我哭泣
I'm glad i'm glad that you found somebody new
我很高兴 真的很高兴 你找到了新欢
'Cause i'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
因为我宁愿永生永世吞下碎玻璃
Than spend one more minute with you
也不愿再与你共度一分钟
I guess i might seem kinda bitter
我猜我看起来有些愤懑
You got me feeling down in the dumps
你让我陷入了深深的绝望
'Cause i'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
因为我被困在爱的加油站 孤身一人
And i have to use the self-service pumps
只能自己动手加油
Oh so honey let me help you with that suitcase
亲爱的 让我帮你提那个行李箱吧
You ain't you ain't gonna break my heart in two
你休想 休想把我的心撕成两半
'Cause i'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
我宁愿脸上被划出十万道伤痕
Than spend one more minute with you
也不愿再与你共度一分钟
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
我宁愿用叉子挖出自己的肠子
Than watch you going out with other men
也不愿看着你和其他男人约会
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door yah
我宁愿把手指夹在门缝里
Again and again and again and again and again
一次又一次，一次又一次
Oh can't you see what i'm tryin' to say darlin'
哦，难道你看不出我想说什么吗，亲爱的
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches leeches
我宁愿让水蛭吸干我的血
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
把冰锥插进脚趾甲下
I'd rather clean all the bathroom
我宁愿用舌头清理
In grand central station with my tongue
大中央车站的所有卫生间
Than spend one more minute with you
也不愿再与你共度一分钟
Yes i'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
我宁愿赤身跳上巨大的图钉堆
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
或者用强力胶粘住我的鼻孔
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled
我宁愿跳进满是双刃剃刀的泳池
With double-edged razor blades
也不愿再与你共度一分钟
Than spend one more minute with you
也不愿再与你共度一分钟
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
然后扔在地上踩踏至死
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till i die
也不愿再与你共度一分钟
Than spend one more minute with you
也不愿再与你共度一分钟