King of Suede - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

King of Suede - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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There's a sale on our gabardine suits today
今日我们的华达呢西装特价促销
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday
比昨日价格直降三成优惠
There's Fortrel polyester leather wool and tweed
这里有福特勒聚酯纤维 皮革羊毛与粗花呢
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need
只需一张维萨或万事达卡即可拥有
We've got every color we've got ev'ry shade
我们备齐所有颜色各种色调
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade
店铺就在威利游乐场隔壁
We got every fabric that was ever made
囊括世间所有面料种类
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede
但全城都尊称我为麂皮之王
We got portly and regular and extra-long
我们有大码常规款 还有加长版
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong
若不合身 我们有裁缝为您修改
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
We got all kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick
各式卫衣任君挑选
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick
领口撕裂款 就像那部《闪舞》电影
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
Our prices are low my staff is underpaid
价格低廉 员工薪资微薄
You can buy off the rack or have it custom made
成衣任选 亦可量身定制
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade
品质保证 永不缩水褪色
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede
因我乃麂皮之王 信誉卓著
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom
若需毕业舞会礼服
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan
台湾精工杰作 必属上乘
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
We got jackets with patches on the elbows too
我们还有肘部带补丁的夹克衫
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you
我们将以出厂价直销给你
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
Well I never made it past the second grade
虽然我连二年级都没读完
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade
却用毕生心血练就这门手艺
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made
朋友们都以为我功成名就
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede
因为世人皆知我是麂皮之王
There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits
三件套西装买一送一大促销
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots
来看看我们的麂皮睡衣和麂皮靴
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose
随你试穿我们的麂皮内衣
Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes
随心所欲 但别踩我的蓝色麂皮鞋
King of Suede
麂皮之王
Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale
千万别错过我们的大甩卖
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
Look for our color catalog in next week's mail
下周邮件里找我们的彩色商品目录
Is my size up there
我的尺码可有货
There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today
今日双面针织裤特惠促销
It's the same old sale as yesterday
和昨日特惠一模一样
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed
三十年如一日坚守在此
There I am right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade
就在威利游乐场隔壁
I got tough competition but I'm not afraid
竞争虽激烈但我毫不畏惧
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede
因为成为麂皮之王是我的宿命
King of Suede
麂皮之王
King of Suede
麂皮之王
King of Suede
麂皮之王
I'll always be King of Suede
我永远是麂皮之王
I'll always be King of Suede
我永远是麂皮之王