I’m Bo Yo(Live|Explicit) - Bo Burnham

I'm Bo Yo (Live|Explicit) - Bo Burnham
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Let's rock this sh*t
让我们嗨翻全场
I don't know if all boy scouts are gay
我不确定童子军是否都爱同性
As they could probably tie
毕竟他们能用五十种方式
The knot in like fifty different way's
熟练地系好绳结
I got a safe full o' cherries
我珍藏满箱珍宝
Cause I pop it and lock it
因我总能精准掌控
A girl's like a fridge
女孩如同冰箱
Once a week you should stock it
每周都该补充新鲜
Girl if your into a rimmin
姑娘 若你渴望冒险
It's only safe if your swimming
水中嬉戏才最安全
But girl don't sit on that couch
但别在沙发上流连
'Cause I treat my objects like women
我待万物如待红颜
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
吐息如火似降魔焰
My sh*t's so hot I'll leave
炽热气息弥漫
The toilet bowl steamin'
便器蒸腾起云烟
I'm gonna tear it
我将撕裂这界限
Like the cards of the gypsies
如同吉普赛人的塔罗牌
Youth bleed for so long
青春长久地流淌鲜血
You'll get monthly ellipses
你会得到断续的省略
If the pants are loose I'll replete ya
若裤腰松垮 我来填满空缺
You're a first time vegan
你是初尝素食的新手
And it's nice to meet ya
幸会这美妙的邂逅
I'm Bo yo
我是波哟
I'm the greatest rappa eva
史上最伟大的说唱王者
And I'll weather your weather
无论你如何待我 我都能承受
Whether you think I'm clever or not
无论你认为我聪明与否
Think your better your not
自以为高人一等 实则不然
Don't need a sweater
无需伪装
I'm a real G shawty that
我是真正的王者 宝贝
Can really find your G-spot
能轻易找到你的敏感地带
Woah yeah What the f**k's a G-spot
哦耶 那又算什么敏感地带
Go to a Vagina orchard count 1 2 3
漫步在欲望果园 细数一二三
Spin that plant around
让那植物旋转起来
You got a third world country
你拥有第三世界国度
Yo that's right consider yourself warned
没错 你最好当心点
I'm offensive and creative
我既冒犯又富有创意
Like handicapped porn
就像特殊题材影片
Your playing with your breasts
你正把玩着双峰
Excuse me can I try it ma'am
打扰了 女士我能试试吗
Your pushin' 'em together
你将它们挤压在一起
Like a titty Venn Diagram
如同双峰交汇的维恩图
Look at that crack
看那道曲线
Excuse me can I buy a gram
请问能买一克吗
Right below your diaphragm a**
就在横膈膜下方 臀部
Looks like your hidin' ham
仿佛藏着火腿
First base we're making out
一垒 我们热吻
Yeah second base
二垒时
I'm getting faked out
我被虚晃一枪
Third base I'm getting take out
三垒得分 我即将外带胜利
And I'd try to take it home
本想把战利品带回家中
If I knew I'd take it out
若知如何展现锋芒
But I just don't know
可惜尚未参透
I said I just don't care
我说我毫不在意
I said my flow's so cold I need
我的节奏冷冽刺骨
A tampon from a polar bear
需要北极熊的御寒装备
And you can spell and smell my stink
你能嗅到我独特的气息
B O lingers and it makes you think
我的魅力让你魂牵梦萦
'Cause I'm Bo yo
因为我就是那个传奇
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
史上最伟大的说唱王者
And I'll weather your weather
无论你如何待我 我都能承受
Whether you think I'm clever or not
无论你认为我聪明与否
Think your better your not
自以为高人一等 实则不然
Don't need a sweater
无需伪装
I'm a real G shawty that
我是真正的王者 宝贝
Can really find your G-spot
能轻易找到你的敏感地带
Woah yeah provided that you
只要你愿意指引方向
Point me in the general direction
给我一点小小的提示
'Cause girls are like donuts
女孩们就像甜甜圈
When I be bustin Bo nuts
当我尽情释放时
I can make em cream-filled
能让她们心醉神迷
Or give them a layer of glaze
或为她们披上甜蜜外衣
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter
我就像道格的好友斯基特
Whenever I meet her
每当与她相遇
Because I skeet her so hard
因我让她神魂颠倒
Peaople call her Patty Mayonnaise
人们都称她为蜜糖宝贝
Yo hey my girl is epileptic cause she's
嘿 我的女孩如痴如醉
The one I'm jerkin with
只因与我共舞
Common you Asian child
来吧 东方精灵
Laborer show me what your workin' with
让我见识你的魔力
Ooh large machinery
噢 这澎湃的激情
'Cause there's an inverse relationship
因为这里存在一种反比关系
Between respect and sects
在尊重与教派之间
I'm talking bout religious sects
我指的是那些宗教派别
Like a Mormon sect
比如摩门教派
That says you can't have sex
规定你不能与其他教派的人发生关系
With members of different sects
但你也不能与同性之人亲密
But you can't have sex with members
然而你却无法与同性别的人
Of the same sex
共赴云雨
So if the sects can't be different
若教派间难分轩轾
And the sex can be same
若性别可无差异
Then the only sex left is some left hand shame
余下的欢愉只剩左手羞耻
And girl I left you cause you left the game
离你而去因你退出游戏
And if that don't feel right
若觉此言不中听
Then you can write my name
大可记下我名姓
'Cause I'm Bo yo
因为我就是那个传奇
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
史上最伟大的说唱王者
(grumbling and mumbling) your not
(咕哝声) 你不行
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
无需外套 我自带热度
Something about a G- whatever
关于G级装备 随便啦
Yo i said my junk's so long that it hangs
我的本钱太长 垂坠摇摆
And swings so at the nude beach people
裸体海滩上 人们以为
Think I'm lookin for lost rings
我在寻找遗失的戒指
Play the skin flute while your big boy sings
当你的大男孩歌唱时 我演奏肌肤长笛
And if you want to take it all
若你想全盘接收
Wear African neck rings
戴着非洲颈环
(It makes your neck longer 'cause my dick )
(让你的脖颈更修长 因为我的...)
Yo haters call me gay but that ain't hatin'
那些黑粉骂我同志 但这不算诋毁
Cause i'm not homophobic
因为我并不恐同
My morals are straight and
我的道德标准很正
If I'm in the closet then you are below me
若说我深柜 那你更不堪
Takin the b-a-t out of basement homey
把"地下室"的"基"字去掉 兄弟
(semen it spells)
(剩下的就是...)
'Cause I'm Bo yo
因为我就是那个传奇
(from the audience) I love you
(观众呼喊) 我爱你