I’m Bo Yo(Explicit) - Bo Burnham

I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays
我不知道是否所有的童子军都是同性恋
They could probably tie the knot in like fifty different ways
他们可能会用五十种不同的方式结婚
I got a safe full o' cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it
我有一个装满樱桃的保险柜因为我打开保险柜
It
它
Girl if you're into rimmin' it's only safe if you're swimmin'
姑娘如果你喜欢游泳只有你在游泳的时候才安全
But girl don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women
但是姑娘不要坐在沙发上因为我把我的东西当做女人
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
我倾泻火力就像我干掉了恶魔
My s**t's so hot I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'
我热血沸腾我会让你的马桶沸腾
Like the cards of the gypsies
就像吉普赛人的纸牌
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses
你会流血这么久你每个月都会受伤
If your pants are loose I'll replete ya
如果你的裤子松松垮垮我会让你心满意足
Ya

I'm Bo yo
我是波哟
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
我是世上最伟大的说唱歌手
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
我会陪你度过风风雨雨不管你是否觉得我聪明
Think you're better you're not
以为你过得更好其实你并没有
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
不需要毛衣我炙手可热
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot
我是个真正的匪帮姑娘她可以找到你的匪首
Woah yeah

Hey what the f**k's a G spot
嘿这是什么玩意儿
Go to a vagina orchard count one two three

That's right consider yourself warned
没错我警告过你
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped p**n
我无礼又有创造力就像残疾人一样
You're playing with your breasts excuse me can I try it ma'am
你在玩弄你的乳房不好意思我能否试一试女士
You're pushin' 'em together like a titty venn diagram
你把他们逼到了一起就像一张图表
Look at that crack excuse me can I buy a gram
看看那种东西不好意思我能买一克吗
Right below your diaphragm
就在你的横膈之下
A*s looks like you're hidin' ham
你的臀部看起来就像在藏火腿
First base we're making out
我们亲密无间
Second base I'm getting faked out
二垒我被骗了
Said third base I'm getting take out
我说我要上三垒
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
如果我知道我会把爱拿出来我会带回去
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
可我不知道我说我不在乎
I said my flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
我说我的flow好冷我需要北极熊的卫生棉条
And you can spell and smell my stink
你可以拼写你可以闻到我的气味
B O lingers and it makes you think
萦绕心头让你陷入沉思
'Cause I'm Bo yo
因为我是波妞
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
我是世上最伟大的说唱歌手
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
我会陪你度过风风雨雨不管你是否觉得我聪明
Think you're better you're not
以为你过得更好其实你并没有
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
不需要毛衣我炙手可热
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot
我是个真正的匪帮姑娘她可以找到你的匪首
Woah yeah

Provided that you point me in the general direction
只要你告诉我大方向
'Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin' Bo nuts
因为当我尽情放纵的时候姑娘们就像甜甜圈
I can make 'em cream filled or give them a layer of glaze
我可以让他们吃点奶油或者再给他们涂上一层玻璃
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her
我就像Doug的朋友Skeeter每当我见到她
Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise
因为我让她欲罢不能人们都叫她PattyMayonnaise
Oh Nickelodeon and cum what
Nickelodeon和那个啥
I'm blowin' up like I thought I would
我像我想象的那样爆发
I'm circumcised 'cause I don't cum from the hood
我接受了割礼因为我不是街头出身
My girl is epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
我的女孩患了癫痫因为她是我的梦中情人
Come on you Asian child laborer show me what you're workin' with
来吧你这个亚洲童工让我看看你的实力
Oooh large machinery
大型机械
'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
因为尊敬和教派之间是相反的关系
I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect
我说的是宗教派别就像摩门教徒
That says you can't have s*x with members of different sects
上面说你不能和不同教派的人做那种事
But you can't have s*x with members of the same s*x
但你不能和同样的人在一起
So if the sects can't be different and the s*x can't be same
所以如果不同的教派之间无法天长地久
Then the only s*x left is some left hand shame
那剩下的只有一点遗憾
And girl I left you cause you left the game
姑娘我离开你是因为你离开了这个行业
And if that don't feel right then you can write my name
如果你觉得不对那你可以写下我的名字
'Cause I'm Bo yo
因为我是波妞
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
我是世上最伟大的说唱歌手
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
我会陪你度过风风雨雨不管你是否觉得我聪明
Think you're better you're not
以为你过得更好其实你并没有
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
不需要毛衣我炙手可热
I'm a real G that can really find your G spot
我是个真正的大佬我可以找到你最擅长的地方
Woah yeah oh but I'm inadequate
可我能力不足
Have I gotten that point across yet How original
我已经把这一点说明白了吗多么有创意
Yo my junk's so long that it hangs and swings
哟我的东西好长好长可以随意摇摆
Play the skin flute your big boy sings
吹着皮笛你的大男孩歌唱
And if you want to take it all wear African neck rings
如果你想全部收入那就戴上非洲颈圈
They make your neck longer 'cause my f**k it
让你的脖子更长因为我不屑一顾
Haters call me gay but that ain't hatin'
仇人说我是同性恋但那不是恨
'Cause I'm not homophobic my morals are straight
因为我不恐同我的道德是正直的
And if I'm in the closet then you are below me
如果我在衣柜里那你就在我下面
'Cause I'm Bo yo
因为我是波妞
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
我是世上最伟大的说唱歌手
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
我会陪你度过风风雨雨不管你是否觉得我聪明
Think you're better you're not
以为你过得更好其实你并没有
Don't need a sweater
不需要毛衣
I'm a real G that can really find your what now
我是真正的大佬我现在可以找到你的归宿
Oh yeah well I'm Bo yo what I'm representin' you
我是Bo我代表你什么
I'm representin' the people from the 01982 yo
我代表的是1982年的那些人
Oh yeah what yo motherf**ker tingle yeah
你怎么回事激动不已