Welcome to Youtube(Explicit) - Bo Burnham

Welcome to Youtube (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
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Before youtube I walked through life
在接触YouTube之前 我平凡度日
And now I frolic
如今我纵情欢跃
Youtube's been like a father to me
YouTube如父般指引我人生
Except youtube's not an alcoholic
但它从不会酗酒失控
Before youtube I was just a skinny white kid
未成名时我只是个苍白瘦弱的男孩
That thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was
总幻想自己比实际更有趣酷炫
And now well not much has changed but I have
如今本质未变 唯独
A sh*t load of money
赚得盆满钵满
'Cause youtube is a place for people to share their ideas
因为YouTube是人们分享创意的平台
If by 'people' you mean 13 year old girls
如果"人们"指的是13岁追星少女
And by 'ideas' you mean how they love the jonas brothers
而"创意"是她们对乔纳斯兄弟的痴狂
I'm just kidding but let's be honest that's a hefty majority
开个玩笑 但说实话这占了很大比例
And if you don't believe me well then you must
若你不信 那你肯定
Be a noob
是个菜鸟
So welcome to youtube
欢迎来到YouTube
And you don't know what your missing a just try
你根本不知道自己错过了什么 试试看
Searching women kissing
搜索女人接吻的画面
It's youtube it's just what this country's been needing
这就是YouTube 这个国家正需要的解药
A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading
培养一代不愿浪费时间阅读的孩童
Am I the only one who thinks that lisa nova's hot
难道只有我觉得丽莎·诺娃性感火辣
And chris crocker's not no he's hotter
而克里斯·克罗克不 他更令人着迷
Most of the best youtubers are either asian or they're gay
最优秀的YouTuber不是亚裔就是同志
So there's an untapped youtube celebrity and his name is george takei
还有位未被发掘的网红巨星 他叫乔治·武井
And your favorite coat's got a doodoo stain
你最爱的外套沾上了可疑污渍
I pray to god that that's chocolate rain
我祈祷那只是巧克力雨痕迹
And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive
婴儿大笑视频让我略感冒犯
Because barack obama won the election because of youtube
毕竟奥巴马当选全因YouTube助力
Wait did I say youtube I meant the black vote
等等我说YouTube？是指黑人选票啦
And I think youtube and fred are so cool
我觉得YouTube和弗雷德超酷炫
And what the buck will be back in a jiffy lube
那个爆粗节目马上会在汽修店回归
So welcome to youtube
欢迎来到YouTube
Welcome to youtube
欢迎来到YouTube
Hey welcome to youtube
嘿 欢迎来到YouTube
I said a listen and linger
我说 驻足聆听片刻
Charlie the unicorn bit my finger
独角兽查理咬了我的手指
It's youtube the impact is evident
这就是YouTube 影响力显而易见
Miss teen south carolina just ran for vice president
南卡罗来纳州妙龄小姐竟竞选副总统
Upload a video you got nothing to lose
上传视频吧 反正你没什么可失去
Except all of your friends
除了你所有的朋友
And the approval of your parents
还有你父母的认可
Ohh yeah

Hi my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old
嗨 我叫玛丽 今年19岁
And I got drunk at a party and I think
我在派对上喝醉了 我觉得
Someone was videotaping it
有人把这一切都录了下来
But I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I
但我不想让任何人看到 因为
Showed half of my boob
我露出了半边胸部
Sorry Mary
玛丽 我很抱歉
Welcome to youtube
欢迎来到YouTube
Say hello to youtube
向YouTube问声好吧
And say goodbye to your college scholarship
然后和你的大学奖学金说再见
And if your video doesn't appeal to me
如果你的视频不合我胃口
You gotta change the key word
你就得换个关键词
Welcome to youtube ohh
欢迎来到YouTube 哦
I said welcome to youtube yeah
我说欢迎来到YouTube 耶
And it'll keep on going and it'll never stop
它会持续运转 永不停歇
No until it's privatized
直到被私有化垄断