My Whole Family…(Explicit) - Bo Burnham

My Whole Family… (Explicit) - Bo Burnham

Everytime I go to dinner
每次我去吃晚饭
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
似乎很没有存在感
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
我会坐在餐桌上
I can talk they're not able
但他们不会像我一样交谈
When I look at them I find
当我看着他们
There's a single question on their mind
他们的心里只有一个问题
I wish it could go back to the way it was
我希望我可以回到从前的生活
It's not easy now because
现在却不容易
My whole family thinks I'm gay
因为我的家人都认为我是同性恋
I guess it's always been that way
我猜它总是这样
Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk
也许是因为我说话的方式
Mabay them think I like boys
也许他们认为我喜欢男孩
That I like boys
我喜欢男孩
The goddamn question just won't go away
这个该死的问题却从未消失
And I get asked it every single day
每天我都要被问同样的问题
But the way they ask is not a disguise
但他们的提问方式不伪装
Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys
就好像我已经跟男人接过吻了一样
That's funny
真好笑
This is the worst baby this was my fear
这很糟糕 我很害怕
Now their opinions are crystal-clear because
现在他们的观点很明确
My whole family now is shocked
我的家人都震惊了
I'm in the closet and the door is locked
我在密室 房门紧锁
Now my glory days are gone
我的光荣时代已经过去了
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John
我曾经是John Elway 现在我是Elton John
My whole family now suspects
我的家人都怀疑
That watching Spongebob had side-effects
那是我看多了海绵宝宝的后遗症
I'm not gay and that's what I said
我要说的就是我不是同性恋
If I'm gay hey God strike me dead
如果我是同性恋 那上帝把我赐死吧
Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow
只是因为我害怕下雪
Or my favorite color is the rainbow
还是因为我最喜欢的彩虹色
I don't mean to yell but I fear I must
我并不是有意对你们大喊大叫
Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust
因为我已经失去了人们的信任
Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay motherf**ker
因为甚至我的兄弟也觉得我是同性恋
You all probably think I'm gay
你们也许都认为我是个同性恋
Man this song is counterproductive
这首歌就是表达我的看法的
La la la la la

Because my whole family thinks I'm gay
因为我的家人都认为我是同性恋
What do they know anyway
不管怎样 他们知道什么
You gotta look right through the haze
你们需要透过迷雾 看清真相
Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase
那很容易
My whole family thinks I'm queer
我的家人认为我是同性恋
That is all I ever hear
这就是我听到的
But I've been as straight as a ramp
但我绝对是个直男
If you don't count Bible camp
如果你不相信圣经夏令营