Rehab Center for Fictional Characters(Explicit) - Bo Burnham

Rehab Center for Fictional Characters (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
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Hey I'm Santa Claus
嘿 我是圣诞老人
I'm the king of snow
雪地里的王者
I hate my wife be'cause
我恨我的妻子
She is a ho ho ho
因为她是个*轻浮之人*
She used to please me everyday
她曾日日取悦我
Then she made it clear
直到她挑明
That Santa's only s'pose to come once year
圣诞老人一年只该来一次
Fucking B***h
*和谐词汇*
Now I buy whores
如今我寻欢作乐
Rock n roll
摇滚人生
And I stuff their stockings
用我的北极礼物
With my north pole
塞满她们的长袜
I had a wonderful life
我曾拥有美好生活
With a healthy household
温馨的家庭
And a beautiful wife
和美丽的妻子
And a pot full of gold
还有一锅黄金
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself
我妻子独自挥霍了我的财富
And since women are B*****s blew a keebler elf
女人都是* 我气疯了
Now I drink all day
现在我整日酗酒
And a part of me dies
内心逐渐死去
'Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
因为我妻子正被
By the rice krispie guys
一群不三不四的人玩弄
Everyday I wake up and I get to work late
每天醒来我都迟到上班
My boss says hey what'sup
老板问我最近怎么样
I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this s**t
我说我受够了这破事
The kids they laugh 'cause I'm a sensitive cat
孩子们笑我太过敏感
Big P***y I can't argue with that
大猫咪 我无力反驳
If another kid gives me frosted flakes
要是再有孩子给我糖霜麦片
I swear on my life I'll eat his parents
我发誓会让他父母好看
I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back
我是复活节兔子 嘿我回来了
Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack
曾经幽默 现在沉迷毒品
Heaps of heroine aint no joke
堆积如山的**绝非儿戏
Marshmallow peeps covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke
棉花糖小人裹满******
Coooooke

Drugs for life that's my plan
终生沉溺**是我的宿命
But now I have no attention spaaaaaaaannnnnnnn
如今却连专注力都耗尽
Hey pat did you hear all my elves got sick
嘿帕特听说我的精灵集体病倒
I think they got herpes from some irish chick
准是染上那爱尔兰妞的疱疹
Mother f****r
该死的贱人
Santa Tony could you guys please stop
圣诞托尼 你们能不能消停会儿
Oh snap crackle and pop
噢 噼里啪啦炸开了锅