The Perfect Woman(Live) - Bo Burnham

The Perfect Woman (Live) - Bo Burnham
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So I've done a lot of comedy
我演过不少喜剧桥段
So let's uhh take a little break from
现在让我们稍作休息
That and this is uhm it's just a song
这首歌 嗯 只是首简单的歌
That if you'll just indulge me it's yeah
希望大家能包容我的任性演绎
She was the perfect woman
她是完美的女神
In every single way
每个细节都无可挑剔
She made the sun shine brighter
她让阳光更加灿烂
And all my cares go away
所有烦恼都烟消云散
She was the perfect woman
她是完美的女神
She was a gourmet chef
厨艺精湛的大师
They say that love is blind well it's also deaf
人们说爱情盲目 其实它还耳聋
'Cause Helen Keller was
因为海伦·凯勒
The perfect woman
就是完美女人
And no one understands
没人真正明白
Just how talented she was
她的双手有多么灵巧
With her hands (UHH )
多么神奇（嗯）
Well God made her the perfect woman
上帝将她塑造成完美女人
I was the finishing touch
而我则是点睛之笔
She was the perfect woman
她是完美的女神
'Cause she didn't talk so much
只因她沉默寡言
She wanted to name the kids
她想给孩子取名
So I finally let her
我最终随她心意
It turned out horribly Chewbacca
结果却糟糕透顶 丘巴卡
Could have done better (Rrrrrr )
本可以取得更好 (吼吼吼)
But I guess it was alright
但我觉得这样也不错
We had a boy and a girl
我们育有一双儿女
Just me and Helen Er-Ah and Earl
就我和海伦 呃-还有厄尔
'Cause Helen Keller was my miracle
因为海伦·凯勒是我的奇迹
Worker I was her one-man show
工作者 我是她的专属表演
I could walk around the house naked
我可以光着身子在屋里走动
She wouldn't even know
她甚至都不会知道
Because Helen Keller was my perfect woman
因为海伦·凯勒是我完美的伴侣
I was her only need
我是她唯一的需要
Well she didn't mind the zits on my ass
她从不介意我臀上的瑕疵
Gave her more to read
那反而让她有更多"阅读"的乐趣
Gave her more to read
那反而让她有更多"阅读"的乐趣
It gave her more to read
这给了她更多"阅读"的乐趣
It gave her more to read
这给了她更多"阅读"的乐趣
It gave her more to read
这给了她更多"阅读"的乐趣
Yeah more to read
是啊 更多可读之物
It gave her more to read
这给了她更多"阅读"的乐趣
More to read
更多可读之物
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
海伦·凯勒是我完美的女人
But I don't think she cared
但我觉得她并不在意
I played this song for her
我为她播放这首歌
She just sat there and stared
她只是呆坐着凝视
Well she was still my perfect woman
她依然是我完美的女神
I was sort of a mess
虽然我邋遢又颓废
I asked her to marry me she said ErrRr
当我求婚时 她含糊地回应
So yeah
就这样吧
I did just graduate high school seniors '08
我刚从08届高中毕业
And uhm yeah I actually
那个...其实
Wrestled in high school
高中时练过摔跤
I was only in one match
只打过一场比赛
And I lost my virginity Uhm
而我失去了童贞 嗯
Yeah my high school girlfriend actually
是的 其实是我高中时的女友
She recently told me that I kiss
她最近告诉我 我接吻的样子
Like a stroke victim which is weird that
像个中风患者 奇怪的是
She has like that frame of reference
她居然有这种参照标准
You know But you know I stopped
你知道 但我停下了
And I thought I thought I thought you know
我在想 我在想 我在想 你知道
What would Jesus do So I didn't exist
耶稣会怎么做 所以我选择不存在
No I'm just kidding I took her out to
不 我只是开玩笑 我带她出去
Dinner just ordered the bread
吃饭 只点了面包
And then told her to eat me
然后让她吃了我
This next song the f**k am I doing
下一首歌 我到底在搞什么