New Math(Explicit) - Bo Burnham

New Math (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
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This next song takes something
接下来这首歌将把无趣的数学
That's not that fun math and makes it offensive
变得令人反感 这就是新式数学
It's New Math
新式数学
What's a pirate minus the ship
海盗减去船等于什么
Just a creative homeless guy
不过是个有创意的流浪汉
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant
食蚁兽加上饥饿的巨型变异蚂蚁
An ironic way to die
真是讽刺的死法
What's domain domain range
定义域 定义域 值域
A kid with too much in his pants
一个裤裆鼓鼓的小孩
Two balls minus one
两颗球减去一颗
Seven titles at the Tour de France
环法七冠王的荣耀
It gets worse
情况变得更糟
Yeah split a decision with long division
用长除法来分裂决定
Take the circumference of your circumcision
计算你割礼的周长
Live like your data and when you're all set
像数据一样生活 当你准备就绪
Put it all together and whatever you get
把所有东西拼凑 无论得到什么
It's New Math
新式数学
It's New Math
新式数学
And what's a bag of chips divided by five
一包薯片除以五等于什么
Well that's a Nike worker's meal
那是耐克工人的一餐
And Santa Claus multiplied by 'i'
圣诞老人乘以虚数单位
Well I guess that makes him real
我想这让他变得真实
And the square root of the NBA
NBA的平方根
Is Africa in a box
是装在盒子里的非洲
How do you trace a scatter plot
如何绘制散点图轨迹
You give the pencil to Michael J Fox
把铅笔交给迈克尔·J·福克斯（手抖星人）
(Whatever )
(管他呢)
Take the approximate moral proportion
计算道德概率的近似值
Of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
关于反堕胎议题的可能解
Live like your data and when you're all set
像数据一样生活 当你准备就绪
Put it all together and whatever you get
把所有东西拼凑 无论得到什么
It's New It's New It's New It's New It's New Math
这是全新 全新 全新 全新 全新的数学
And if you took a factor tree
若你将分手原因绘成因子树
Of the factors that caused my girl to leave me
分析我女友离我而去的种种因素
You'd have a tree full of Asian porn
整棵树都会挂满亚洲情色内容
C-A-L C-U lator mathematical minds
计算器 数学头脑
Cause industrial smog
制造着工业烟雾
And what's the opposite of ln(x)
ln(x)的反函数是什么
Duraflame the unnatural log
人造木材燃烧的火焰
Support the farmers with a pro-tractor
用专业量角器支持农民伯伯
Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common fact-or
找出肯尼迪与林肯的共同点
Live like your data and when you're all set
像数据一样生活 当你准备就绪
Put it all together and whatever you get
把所有东西拼凑 无论得到什么
It's New It's New It's New
这是新发现 新突破 新境界
Alright word problems ready
好了 文字题准备开始
If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop
假如糕点店里有个胖子
With a twenty-dollar bill and he's ready to buy
攥着二十美元准备消费
In order to predict his volume change
要计算他体型变化概率
You'll need to know the value of pie
你得先知道圆周率的值
And there's a metal train that's a mile long
有列金属火车绵延一英里
And at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her
车尾刚被闪电击中
How long 'til it reaches
要多久才会传到车头
And kills the driver provided
电死司机——前提是
That he is a good conductor
他得是个好导体
(An electrical and train condutor )
(既是电工又是列车员那种导体)
And if ten percent of men are gay twenty
如果10%男性是同性恋 那二十...
Percent of men are Chinese
全球男性中华裔占比几何
What are the odds of a man chosen
随机抽中的男人有多大几率
At random spends
会将闲暇与用餐时光
His free-time and meal-time while on his knees
都耗费在卑躬屈膝之中
And if Kim is half as old as Bobby
若金姆年龄是鲍比的一半
Who is two years older than twelve-year old Tory
而鲍比比十二岁的托里年长两岁
For how many more thirty-day months
还需经过多少个三十天的月份
Will their threesomes be considered statutory rape
他们的三人行才算法定成年
'Cause Math can be sexy
因为数学也可以很性感
'Cause having sex is like quadratic expansion
因为亲密就像二次方程展开
If it can't be split then it's time to stop
若无法分解就该停下
And having sex is like you're doing fractions
亲密又像在做分数运算
It's improper for the larger one to be on top yeah
较大的数在上可不合规范
And having sex is like math homework
亲密还像数学作业
I do it best when I'm alone in my bed
独处时我才能发挥最佳
And squaring numbers are just like women
平方数字恰似女性特质
If they're under thirteen just do them in your head
若题目简单如十三以内 心算就能搞定
And New Math
这就是新式数学