I’ll Sue Ya(Main Version) - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

I'll Sue Ya (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic
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I sued Taco Bell
我把塔可钟告上法庭
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
只因吃了五十万个墨西哥卷饼
And I got fat
害我身材走形
I sued Panasonic
松下电器也难逃法网
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
谁让他们没注明微波炉
To dry off my cat
不能用来烘干猫咪
Huh I sued Earthlink
嘿 我还起诉了Earthlink
'Cause I called them up
就因打电话时
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold
他们竟敢让我电话等待
I sued Starbucks
我起诉了星巴克
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
只因星冰乐洒在我腿上
And brrr it was cold
那叫一个透心凉
I sued Toys'R'Us
我起诉了玩具反斗城
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
因吞下泡沫球差点窒息
And nearly choked to death
险些命丧黄泉
Ugh I sued PetCo
哼 我还起诉了宠物超市
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
因为我吃了一袋猫砂
And now I got bad breath
现在满嘴都是怪味
I sued Coca-Cola yo
我要起诉可口可乐
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
就因我把手指伸进瓶子
And it got stuck
结果卡住拔不出来
I sued Delta Airlines
我要起诉达美航空
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
他们卖我新泽西的机票
I went there and it sucked
去了才发现那地方烂透了
Yeah
没错
If you stand me up on a date
如果你敢放我鸽子
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
如果披萨晚到30秒
I'm gonna sue sue
我就要告 告
Yes I'm gonna sue
对 我就要告
Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do
告 告 这就是我要做的
I'm gonna sue sue
我就要告 告
Yes I'm gonna sue
对 我就要告
Sue sue yeah I might even sue you
告 告 我随时可能起诉你
Ugh

I sued Duracell
我起诉了金霸王
They never told me not to shove that double-A
他们没警告我不能把五号电池
Right up my nose
塞进鼻孔里
I sued Home Depot
我起诉了家得宝
'Cause they sold me a hammer
因为他们卖给我锤子时
Which they knew I might drop on my toes
明知我可能砸到自己脚趾
I sued Dell Computers
我起诉戴尔电脑公司
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
只因我带着笔记本泡澡
Now it doesn't work
现在它彻底罢工
I sued Fruit of the Loom
我起诉Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
当我把它家内裤套在头上
I look like a jerk
活像个傻子
I sued Verizon
我起诉威瑞森通讯
'Cause I get all depressed
只因每次通话都让我抑郁
Any time my cell phone is roaming
每当手机信号漫游在外
I sued Colorado
我就起诉科罗拉多州
'Cause you know I think it looks a little bit too much
谁让它和怀俄明长得
Like Wyoming
实在太像让我不爽
I sued Neiman Marcus
尼曼百货被告上法庭
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
圣诞装饰挂得太早
Way out of season
完全不合时令
I sued Ben Affleck
本·阿弗莱克也难逃控告
Aw do I even need a reason
啊 我还需要理由吗
Ugh

If I sprain my ankle
要是我在你家行窃时
While I'm robbing your place
扭伤了脚踝
If I hurt my knuckles
要是我挥拳揍你时
When I punch you in the face
伤了指关节
I'm gonna sue sue
我就要告 告
Yes I'm gonna sue
对 我就要告
Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do
告 告 这就是我要做的
I'm gonna sue sue
我就要告 告
Yes I'm gonna sue
对 我就要告
Sue sue that's right I'm gonna sue you
告 告 我就是要告你
Ugh

Ugh

Ugh

I'll sue ya
我要告你
I'll take all of your money
我要榨干你的钱财
I'll sue ya
我要告你
If you even look at me funny
哪怕你只是多看我一眼
I'll sue ya
我要告你
I'll take all of your money
我要榨干你的钱财
I'll sue ya
我要告你
If you even look at me funny
哪怕你只是多看我一眼
I'll sue ya
我要告你
I'll take all of your money
我要榨干你的钱财
I'll sue ya
我要告你
If you even look at me funny
哪怕你只是多看我一眼
I'll sue ya
我要告你
I'll take all of your money
我要榨干你的钱财
I'll sue ya
我要告你
If you even look at me funny
哪怕你只是多看我一眼
I'll sue ya
我要告你
Ha-ha ha ha-haa

I'll sue ya
我要告你
What'chall think of that
你们能拿我怎么办
I'll sue ya
我要告你
Ha-ha ha ha-haa

Boo ya
哼哈
I'll sue ya
我要告你
Ugh