Virus Alert(Main Version) - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Virus Alert (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic

Hey everyone listen up your attention
所有人 听好 集中注意力
If you please
如果你愿意
Really want to give you a warning
真的想给你个警告
'Cause I found out this morning
因为 今天早上
'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus
我发现了一种危险而隐蔽的电脑病毒
If you should get any mail with the subject:
如果你收到一封如下标题的邮件
"Stinky Cheese"
恶臭奶酪
Better not go taking your chances
最好不要冒这个险
Under no circumstances
坚决不行
Should you open it or else it will
你要打开它 否则的话
Translate your documents into Swahili
它会把你所有的文件都转化成斯瓦西里语
Make your TV record "Gigli"
将你的电视节目搞得一塌糊涂
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
将你的宠物们绝育 让你洗好的衣服全被静电吸附
(Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
小心 它会让你的电脑屏幕死机
(Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
小心 它会清除你DVD里的复活节彩蛋片段
(Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
小心 清除你辛辛苦苦创建的电脑备份
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
还有那些与你相关的电脑硬盘
Virus alert
病毒警告
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
Forward this message on to everybody
把这个消息告诉所有人
Soon very soon
尽快 要尽快
It will make all the paint peel off your walls
它会突破你的所有防火墙
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
它会让你的键盘失去功效
Give your poodle a hickey
与你的宠物告别
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
把你的现金投资到欧洲迪斯尼
Then it will tie up your phone
它会占领你的手机
Making crank long distance calls
自动拨打长途电话
It'll set your clocks back an hour
会将你的时钟调慢一个小时
And start hogging the shower
彻底占据你的私人空间
So just trash it now or else it will
现在赶紧丢弃 否则的话
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
它会让你寸步难行
Legally change your name to Reggie
合法地换掉你的姓名
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
甚至改变你泳池的PH值
(Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
小心 它会让你将你的脸融化 与头骨分离
(Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
小心 让你的iPod只会播放Jethro Tull的歌曲
(Look out )
小心
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
当你想要睡觉的时候 给你讲那些令人捧腹的笑话
(Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep
小心 让你的身体疲惫至极
(Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards
小心 偷走你的身份证和信用卡
(Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
小心 买下一大堆的粉色泳衣
(Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space
造成时空错乱
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
让你整个家到处一片狼藉
That's right it's a
就是这样
Virus alert
这就是病毒警告
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
Forward this message on to everybody
把这个消息告诉所有人
Virus alert
病毒警告
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
Forward this message on to everybody
把这个消息告诉所有人
Warn all your friends send this to everybody
警告你所有的朋友 把这个消息传播给每一个人
Tell everyone you know tell everybody now
告诉你认识的所有人 现在就告诉所有人
If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born
如果你被感染了 你会希望你从未出生
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn
在它传播给你的奶奶以及所有亲属之前
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
关掉你的电脑 确保拔掉电源
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
将它深埋于地底
Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine
将它彻底埋葬 再压上些大石头就更好了
Then burn all the clothes
烧掉所有的衣服
You may have worn any time you were online
那些在你上网的任何时候 都会穿的衣服
Virus alert
病毒警告
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
Forward this message on to everybody
把这个消息告诉所有人
Virus alert
病毒警告
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
Forward this message on to everybody
把这个消息告诉所有人
Virus alert
病毒警告
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
Forward this message on to everybody
把这个消息告诉所有人
Warn all your friends send this to everybody
警告你所有的朋友 把这个消息传播给每一个人
Tell everyone you know tell everybody now
告诉你认识的所有人 现在就告诉所有人
What are you waiting for
你还在等什么
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person
赶紧去告诉每一个
That you know
你认识的人
Hit send right now
现在就把这个消息传播出去