Amish Paradise (Parody of ”Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio) - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Written by：Jr./Larry Sanders/Douglas Rasheed/Stevie Wonder/Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
当我走过平时收割粮食的山谷时
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plaing
看了眼我妻子 发现她脸色苍白
But that's just perfect for an amish like me
但这对我这种孟诺教派的人来说很完美
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
知道不 我排斥电器之类的新奇玩意
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows
我在早上四点半挤牛奶
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows fool
耶利米喂鸡雅各布耕地
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
我挤奶和耕田的时间长到
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
连以西结都觉得我疯了
I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline
我是大地之子 纪律是我的信条
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
我手上拿着圣经 下巴蓄着络腮胡
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
不过要是我和你都干完了活
Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699
今晚我们就会来一场17世纪的派对
We been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
I've churned butter once or twice
我也许会搅拌黄油一两次
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
It's hard work and sacrifice
意味着辛勤工作和牺牲
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
We sell quilts at a discount price
我们有低价出售的被子
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
上周有个附近的小孩踢了我的屁股
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
我只是对他笑了笑然后让他踢另一边
I really don't care in fact I wish him well
我真的不在乎 我还希望他过得好
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off
我一定会笑到头都掉下来
When hes burning in hell
等他被地狱之火焚烧时
But I ain't never punched a tourist
我从没打过观光客
Even if he deserved it
即使他们真的很欠揍
An amish with a tude
你觉得孟诺教派人很傲慢
You know that's unheard of
那是扯淡
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
我从不穿带扣子的衣服 但我戴很酷的帽子
And my homies agree
且我全家都认为
I really look good in black fool
我穿黑色很棒
If you come to visit
你要是来观光
You'll be bored to tears
你一定会无聊到哭出来
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
我们三百年都没交过电话费
But we ain't really quaint
但这真没什么稀奇的
So please don't point and stare
所以请别对我们指指点点
Were just technologically impaired
我们只是不太懂现代科技
There's no phone no lights no motorcar
这里没电话 没电灯 没汽车
Not a single luxury
没有一件奢侈品
Like robinson caruso
就像鲁宾逊一样
It's as primitive as can be
怎么原始怎么过
We been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
Were just plain and simple guys
我们只是朴素简单的家伙
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
There's no time for sin and vice
这里没时间去犯罪或者腐败
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
We don't fight we all play nice
我们不打架 我们相处愉快
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
Hitching up the buggy churning lots of butter
拴住马车 搅拌许多黄油
Raised a barn on monday soon I'll raise anutter
周一建了座谷仓 很快再建别的
Think you're really righteous
你觉得你正直
Think you're pure in heart
你觉得你心灵纯洁
Well I know I'm a million time
呵呵 我可是谦逊几千倍
As humble as thou art
比你想
I'm the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
我从小就希望成为虔诚的信徒
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
我夜以继日的跪坐来积攒下半生的福数
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
所以别傲慢也别发牢骚
Or else my brother
不然 兄弟
I might have to get medieval on your heinie
我也许会让你有一个中世纪的屁股
We been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
Were all crazy mennonites
我们都是狂热的门诺派教徒
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
There's no cops or traffic lights
这里没有警察或者红绿灯
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
But you'd probably think it bites
但你可能觉得这不适合你
Living in an amish paradise
活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
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