I Remember Larry - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

I Remember Larry - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Say do you remember that guy Larry next door
还记得隔壁那个叫拉里的家伙吗
Well he always was the neighborhood clown
他可是街坊邻里公认的活宝
Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures
就像那次他扒掉我裤子拍照留念
And posted copies all over town
还把照片印得满城都是
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
还有那次他把有毒废料倒在我草坪
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn
或是那些从深夜响到天明的恶作剧电话
What a crazy kid Larry was always foolin' around
拉里这小子疯疯癫癫总爱胡闹
Boy what a joker
真是个活宝
What a funny funny guy
多么滑稽的家伙
I'll never forget about Larry
我永远忘不了拉里
No matter how I try
无论如何努力
Say do you remember when I lost all my hair
还记得我掉光头发那次吗
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
因为拉里给了我脱毛洗发水
And hey how 'bout the day he put Ben gay inside my jockstrap
还有那天他把药膏塞进我的护裆
And filled my toothpaste tube with glue
还在牙膏里灌满胶水
All those wedgies he gave all those shoestrings he tied
他总爱扯人内裤 系紧鞋带恶作剧
All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside
布朗尼里掺泻药 整蛊手段真调皮
Oh Lar' I swear it was a laugh a minute with you
拉里啊 和你每分钟都充满欢声笑语
Boy what a joker
真是个活宝
What a funny funny guy
多么滑稽的家伙
I'll never forget about Larry
我永远忘不了拉里
No matter how I try
无论如何努力
You know I couldn't help but laugh
虽然他的恶作剧让我哭笑不得
Even though he treated me like slime
把我当成烂泥般戏弄
Remember when he cut my car in half
还记得他将我的车锯成两半
Well he really got me good that time
那次他可真把我整惨了
Say do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
你可记得我夜闯拉里家
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
用破布堵住他的嘴
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
拖着他的脚踝到森林深处
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
把他塞进大塑料袋里
If the cops ever find him who knows what they'd say
若警察找到他 不知会作何感想
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
但我确信老拉里若还在人世
He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag
他定会赞同这绝妙的恶作剧
Oh boy what a joker
天呐 何等戏谑
What a funny funny guy
多么滑稽的家伙
I'll never forget about Larry
我永远忘不了拉里
No matter how I try
无论如何努力
Oh boy what a joker
天呐 何等戏谑
What a funny funny guy
多么滑稽的家伙
I'll never forget about Larry
我永远忘不了拉里
No matter how I try
无论如何努力
No matter how I try
无论如何努力
Oh I remember Larry
噢 我记得拉里
Oh I remember Larry
噢 我记得拉里
Oh I remember Larry
噢 我记得拉里
Oh I remember Larry
噢 我记得拉里
Oh I remember Larry
噢 我记得拉里
Oh I remember Larry
噢 我记得拉里