The Night Santa Went Crazy - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
工坊里精灵们正忙着制作玩具
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
为乖巧的异教徒女孩和男孩们准备礼物
When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death
当老板破门而入时 差点把他们吓破胆
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
手持步枪 呼出廉价威士忌的酒气
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
从胡须到靴子都挂满弹药
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
活像个醉醺醺的圣诞季兰博
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
他眼中闪着诡异的光 狞笑着说道
Merry Christmas to all
祝大家圣诞快乐
Now you're all gonna die
现在你们都得死
The night Santa went crazy
圣诞老人发疯的那一夜
The night Saint Nick went insane
圣尼克精神失常的那一夜
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
他终于意识到自己一直遭受不公
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
有什么东西在他脑中彻底崩断
Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it
他炸毁了整个工作坊
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
到处散落着丘比特和彗星的残骸
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
他将小精灵们捆绑 扣作人质不放
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
把可怜的红鼻子 碾成驯鹿香肠
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
舞者与腾跃者 倒在德国老枪下
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
劈开闪电就像 猛鬼街的狂魔
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
抄起火焰喷射器 把彗星烤得焦香
And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken
大咬一口还说 这味道像鸡肉一样
The night Santa went crazy
圣诞老人发疯的那一夜
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
那夜圣尼古拉癫如狂
Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
如今北极圈内举步维艰
Without stepping in reindeer guts
遍地都是驯鹿的残骸
There's the National Guard and the FBI
国民警卫队与FBI严阵以待
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
现场直播车蜂拥而至
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
直升机在天空盘旋不休
And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
子弹横飞 死亡人数攀升
And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why
世人都在追问 圣诞老人为何疯狂
My my my my my my
我的 我的 我的 我的 我的 我的
You used to be such a jolly guy
你曾经是那么快乐的家伙
Yes Virginia now Santa's doing time
是的弗吉尼亚 现在圣诞老人在服刑
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
在联邦监狱为他臭名昭著的罪行
Hey little friend now don't you cry no more tears
嘿小朋友别再哭泣
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years
表现良好七百年后他就能出狱
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
但维森正在接受治疗 唐纳仍惊魂未定
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
精灵们都在邮政系统找到了新工作
And they say Mrs Claus she's on the phone every night
他们说克劳斯太太每晚都在通电话
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
和律师商谈电影改编权的事
They're talkin' 'bout
他们谈论着
The night Santa went crazy
圣诞老人发疯的那一夜
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
圣尼古拉斯失控的夜晚
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
为牛奶饼干折断了腰
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
听起来像是受够了被欺骗
Wo-oh the night Santa went crazy
喔哦 圣诞老人发疯的那晚
The night Saint Nick went insane
圣尼克精神失常的那一夜
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
他终于意识到自己一直遭受不公
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
有什么东西在他脑中彻底崩断
Wo-oh something finally must have snapped in his brain
喔哦 有什么东西在他脑中突然断裂
Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain
告诉你 有什么东西在他脑中突然断裂