Everything You Know Is Wrong - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Everything You Know Is Wrong - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
我飞驰在高速公路的快车道上
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
裤裆里藏了只发狂的狼獾
When suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat
后座突然冒出个陌生男人
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
双手蒙住我开车的双眼
I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie
猜猜是弗兰克叔叔还是路易表哥
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter
是鲍勃乔伊还是沃尔特
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed
莫非是比尔吉姆或艾德
Or Bernie or Steve
也可能是伯尼或史蒂夫
I probably would have kept on guessing
我大概会继续胡乱猜测
But about that time we crashed into a truck
直到我们撞上一辆卡车
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
当我躺在柏油路上血流不止
Finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer
终于认出了我的铁板烧贩子
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
他摘下假嘴唇对我说
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
Black is white up is down and short is long
黑即白 上即下 短即长
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
你曾以为重要的事其实无关痛痒
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
Just forget the words and sing along
忘掉歌词 只管跟着哼唱
All you need to understand is
唯一需要明白的是
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
我正走向厨房想拿黄金麦片
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
却意外踏入平行时空的裂缝
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
很快被外星来客绑架带走
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
他们活像杰米·法尔的克隆
The sucked out my internal organs
他们抽空了我的五脏六腑
And they took some Polaroids
还拍了几张宝丽来照片
And said I was a darn good sport
夸我是个配合的好榜样
And as a way of saying thank you
为表达谢意
They offered to transport me back to any point in history
他们提议送我穿越到
That I would care to go
任何我想去的时空
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
于是我选择回到上周四夜里
So I could pay my phone bill on time
只为准时缴清电话账单
But then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
直到桑德斯上校的悬浮头颅突然咆哮
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
Black is white up is down and short is long
黑即白 上即下 短即长
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
你曾以为重要的事其实无关痛痒
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
Just forget the words and sing along
忘掉歌词 只管跟着哼唱
All you need to understand is
唯一需要明白的是
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
正想给邪恶双胞胎寄信时
When I got a nasty paper cut
突然被纸划破手指
And well to make a long story short
长话短说
It got infected and I died
伤口感染要了我的命
So now I'm up in heaven with Saint Peter by the pearly gates
此刻我站在天堂门口 圣彼得守着珍珠门
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
显然他看不惯我穿的尼赫鲁外套
He tells me that they've got a dress code
说天堂有着装要求
Well he lets me into Heaven anyway
不过最后还是放我进了天堂
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity and
而我永远只能住在嘈杂制冰机旁的房间
Every day he runs by screaming
每天他都狂奔而过 尖声叫嚷
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
Black is white up is down and short is long
黑即白 上即下 短即长
And everything you used to think was so important
那些你曾深信不疑的重要之事
Doesn't really matter anymore
如今都已无关痛痒
Because the simple fact remains that
因为最根本的事实始终是
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
Just forget the words and sing along
忘掉歌词 只管跟着哼唱
All you need to understand is that
你只需明白一件事
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的
Everything you know is wrong
你所知的一切都是错的