Callin’ In Sick - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Callin' In Sick - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
闹钟按了又按 已是第二十七遍
Just don't feel like goin' to work
实在不想去上班
I think I'll call my boss then I'm
准备给老板打电话
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
装出咳嗽气喘的模样
Swear I've got some strange disease
假装染上怪病一场
What's that little twerp gonna say
看那小个子能说什么
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
今天我要请病假
Callin' in sick today
今天请个病假吧
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
我可以擦亮硬币 或是清洗熔岩灯
I could spend all day in my underwear watching Ernest Goes to Camp
可以整天穿着内裤看《阿呆闯夏令营》
I could sit and count my hair
可以坐着数头发
I could burp my Tupperware
可以对着保鲜盒打嗝
I'm not busy now anyway
反正我现在也没事做
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
今天我要请病假
Callin' in sick today
今天请个病假吧
Ain't goin' to work no way
反正不去上班
Callin' in sick today
今天请个病假吧
I can do anything I want to
想做什么都随心所欲
I am invincible now
此刻我无所不能
I'm on fire baby
浑身充满激情
I'm alive I'm alive can you hear me world
我活着 我活着 世界你可听见
I'm alive
我还活着
Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun
或许我会整天盯着太阳看
And trying not to squint
努力不眯起眼睛
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from
或许我会用肚脐绒毛
My belly button lint
织一幅巨大的彩色挂毯
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
当我受够了委屈
I just make up some lame excuse
就随便编个蹩脚借口
Freedom's just seven digits away
自由只需七个数字的距离
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
今天我要请病假
Callin' in sick today
今天请个病假吧
Ain't goin' to work no way
反正不去上班
Callin' in sick today
今天请个病假吧