Panty Rap - Frank Zappa

Panty Rap - Frank Zappa
"Hello there welcome to the show
No we are not going to play 'Cheepnis' - that's right -
But we are collecting underpants
And we are collecting brassieres
We are collecting small articles of feminine underclothing
We are making a quilt really - trust me
So here's the deal
If you're a girl and you're wearing a dress
Whip 'em off that's it see
No problem Even with a pin what does it say
'Nobody's perfect' I guess so What we got here
Oh Now let's see what's on the inside Uh huh trainer coos
Okay S'more s'more Underpants brassieres just send 'em up no problem
Oh you'll warm up to it
If you're wearing pants and you have bikinis on underneath your pants
Rip the edges and pull 'em out;
If you're wearing those big old ugly cotton jobs go to the toilet and take 'em off
Okay So far ladies and gentlemen
The response from this particular community has not been especially gratifying
Perhaps you're a little bit too intellectual here Here's something tasteful
Very tasteful
You'll get into it
Oh some more - look - it's almost like going to a
Well never mind Heh heh heh
I just want to remind you that you are in direct competition with Chicago
Which so far has produced the highest yield of female underclothes of any place in the United States
Oh here's one thank you very much Chicago
If you'll recall was the town in which we received the very famous Voodoo Butter Underpants
Heh heh the pants that nearly broke Tommy Mars' neck
As soon as he took a whiff of those
His head went back this far
And he was heard to mutter 'Jeezus'
So we don't care what kind of condition they're in
What've we got here 'Twat Book'
Okay Uh huh very good - Zeets whadduya think
He already has that one no problem though
Well tonight you're gonna be entertained by;
Ike Willis on guitar and vocals; Tommy Mars on keyboards and 'Jeezus'
You're also going to be entertaining yourselves a little bit
But don't worry about it Steve Vai on guitar vocals and light blue hair"
"Another contestant over there"
"Oh some more Okay
Vinnie Colaiuta on booklet
Now what does this say '
Hi Frank how about' what does this say
'My hat from the how about wearing my hat wearing ' How about this
This is a college community right
'How about wearing w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind
Arthur Barrow on bass; Bob Harris on keyboards
High vocal trumpet and vegetables; and ladies and gentlemen
The world-famous Ray White on guitar and vocals
Okay you ready