Can You Stand Upon One Leg - The Divine Comedy

Can You Stand Upon One Leg - The Divine Comedy
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
One more time

Can you stand upon one leg
你能单脚站立吗
It's harder than you think
这比想象中更难
If you can do it without falling down
若你能站稳不跌倒
You can do just about anything
便无所不能
Go on see if you can
来试试看吧
See how long you can stand on one leg
看看你能坚持多久
Can you beat your dad at chess
你能在棋局中胜过父亲吗
It's harder than you think
这比想象中更难
Sit him down at Christmas
圣诞夜邀他入座
Turn the TV off
关上电视屏幕
Give him lots of chocolates and a drink
备好巧克力与美酒相待
And he might give you a match
或许能换来一局对弈
And when you've been duly
当你被步步紧逼
Dispatched he will laugh
败局落定时他放声大笑
Ha ha ha

And you'll say one more game
你仍央求着再战一局
Can you write a silly song
你能写首俏皮歌谣吗
It's harder than you think
这比想象中更难
One that's not too short
既不能太过简短
One that's not too long
也不可过于冗长
One that can make everybody sing
要能让所有人跟着哼唱
Go on give it a try
来吧 尽管试试看
You might do better than I
或许你会比我更强
It's just like trying to stand on one leg
就像尝试单脚站立一样
Tell me can you tell a funny joke
告诉我 你能讲个有趣的笑话吗
One that makes you laugh out loud
一个能让人开怀大笑的笑话
One that makes the milk come out your nose
一个能让人笑到喷饭的笑话
If you know a funny joke then tell it now
如果你知道就现在讲出来吧
That's not bad I'm impressed
还不错 我印象深刻
But there's one final test
但还有最后一项考验
Can you hold a singing note
你能保持一个音调
For a stupidly long time
持续唱上很久很久吗
Well it's my party piece
这是我的拿手好戏
So let's make it a little harder
让我们加点难度
By starting it way up high
从高音开始挑战
Come on give it a go
来吧 试试看
Let's see how long you can hold on to a note
看看你能坚持多久