Close But No Cigar(Main Version) - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Close But No Cigar (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic
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Jillian was her name
她名叫吉莉安
She was sweeter than aspartame
比阿斯巴甜更让人沉醉
Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
她的吻改写了我生命的密码
And after that I never was the same
从此以后我再不是从前的我
And I loved her even more
我对她的爱意浓烈
Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
胜过马龙·白兰度迷恋舒芙蕾
She was gorgeous she was charming
她明艳动人 风情万种
Yeah she was perfect in every way
是啊 她完美得无可挑剔
Except she was always using the word "infer"
只可惜她总爱用"推断"这个词
When she obviously meant "imply"
明明想表达的是"暗示"
And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
我知道有些男人会容忍这种小事
But frankly I can't imagine why
但说实话 我实在无法理解
And I told her I said
于是我告诉她
"Hey Are we playing horseshoes honey
"亲爱的 我们是在玩马蹄铁游戏吗
No I don't think we are
不 我想我们并不是"
You're close (Close )
你已接近完美（接近完美）
But no cigar "
但终究差那么一点
Then I met sweet young Janet
后来我遇见甜美的珍妮特
Prettiest thing on the planet
她是这星球上最美的风景
Had a body hotter than a habanjero
她的身材比哈瓦那辣椒还要火辣
She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
双唇如熟透的石榴般诱人
And I was crazy like Manson about her
我为她痴狂得像曼森般着迷
She got me all choked up like Momma Cass
她让我窒息如妈妈卡斯般沉醉
She had a smile so incredibly radiant
她的笑容如此灿烂夺目
You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
耀眼得让人需要透过墨镜凝望
I thought after all these years of searching around
历经多年寻觅 我原以为终于
I'd found my soulmate finally
找到了命中注定的灵魂伴侣
But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy
直到某天发现她竟收藏着
Of Joe Dirt on DVD
《乔迪特》的DVD影碟
Oh no I said
天啊 我失声惊呼
"Hey Are we lobbing hand grenades kiddo
"嘿 我们是在扔手榴弹吗 小可爱"
No I don't think we are
不 我想并不是
You're close (Close )
你已接近完美（接近完美）
Oh so very close (Close )
噢 如此接近 (接近了)
Yeah baby you're close (Close )
是啊 宝贝 你接近了 (接近了)
So close
如此接近
But no cigar "
但终究差那么一点
(Oh yeah )
(噢 是啊)
(Oh no )
(哦 不)
(Oh yeah )
(噢 是啊)
(Oh no )
(哦 不)
(ALL RIGHT )
(好吧)
Julie played water polo
朱莉曾是水球选手
She wore a ribbon on her left manolo
她左脚的莫罗鞋系着丝带
She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near
每次靠近都让我紧张如尼克松
My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo
心跳快得像巴迪·里夫的独奏
And she was everything I've dreamed of
她就是我梦寐以求的完美恋人
She moved right up to 1 on my list
直接跃居我心动榜单第一名
And did I mention she's a world famous billionare
还没说她身兼数职——亿万富豪
Bikini supermodel astrophysicist
比基尼超模兼天体物理学家
Yeah she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
美得让查理兹·塞隆相形见绌
Look like a big fat slobbering pig
像头邋遢的胖猪
The only caveat is one of her earlobes
唯一的瑕疵是她某边耳垂
Was just a little tiny bit too big
稍微大了那么一丁点儿
I said
我说
"Hey Are we doing government work here
"嘿 我们是在处理公务吗
No I don't think we are
不 我想并不是
You're close (Close )
你已接近完美（接近完美）
So very very close (Close )
如此接近 几乎触手可及（接近）
Aaw baby you're close (Close )
噢 宝贝 你几乎完美（接近）
So close
如此接近
But no cigar "
但终究差那么一点
Missed it by that much (No cigar )
就差那么一点点 (差一点)
Ah yeah Ah right (No cigar )
啊 耶 啊 没错 (差一点)
Really really really close (No cigar )
真的 真的 非常接近 (差一点)