Headline News - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Headline News - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Once there was this kid who
曾经有那么个小伙子
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
去新加坡走了一趟 还带着他的喷漆
And when he finally came back
在他回来的时候
He had cane marks all over his bottom
他的屁股布满了藤条痕
He said that it was from when
他说那都是来自
The warden whacked it soooo haaaaard
监狱长的酷刑
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Once there was this girl who
曾经有那么个女孩
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
发誓总有一天 她会成为拿到溜冰冠军的人
And when she finally made it
在她终于做到的时候
She saw some other girl who was better ding sound
她看到有另一个女孩比她还出色
And so she hired some guy to
于是她就请了些人
Club her in the knee cap
去打伤她的膝盖
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Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

They got paid for their sound bytes
他们都因这些事件受惠了 还把故事的使用权
And sold their TV movie rights
卖给了电视电影
And then there was this guy who
之后又有那么一个家伙
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
让他的老婆生气到在一天夜里把他杀了
And when he finally came to
当他终于睡醒的时候
He found little Mr happy was missing
他发现欢乐先生不见了
He couldn't quite explain it
他没法解释这一切
It'd always just been there
因为它一直以来都待在那里啊
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

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Ahh ahh there ahh ahh were ahh ahh there ahh ahh is
那里
Ahh ahh there ahh ahh were ahh ahh there ahh ahh is
那里
Ahh ahh there ahh ahh were ahh ahh there ahh ahh is
那里
Ahh ahh there ahh ahh were ahh ahh there ahh ahh is
那里
There were there is
那里 那里
There were there is
那里 那里