Birthday Card - Example

Birthday Card - Example

I was on my last warning from Mrs Example
我从我的太太那里得到警告
Clean up my act stop being an asshole
要注意自己的举止，不再做混蛋
Didn't help my debacle
这没能阻止我的堕落
I'd just woken up from an all day
我会睡一整天再醒来
All night filthy barkle
整个晚上都疯叫
Something quite bait about today's date
今天是个特别的日子
I'd was hard to locate I'd drunk too much Pernod
我找不到地方了，我喝了太多绿茴香酒
Took another swipe with my Mach 3 Turbo
再用我的剃须刀好好刮一下脸
Then it hit me like a raging inferno
然后一个可怕的想法袭上我心头
I don't believe it I
真不敢相信
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
She won't be a happy girl
她会不高兴的
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
She's gonna scream and yell
她会大喊大叫的
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
She'll leave me man she might as well
她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
I try to keep things relative
我试着回想事物之间的联系
Never give to myself if I can
要是我能，就绝不往坏处想
But I can only think negative
但我想到的只有消极面
Used to tell her sh*t like I'd lost my pen
我以前告诉她，我的笔不见了
Now there's a chance I'll never see her face again
现在有可能我再也见不到她了
So I walk a fine line but it's not the end
所以我小心翼翼，但这不会是结局
See I bought her a voucher for H and M
看啊，我给她买了HM的购物卡
She can get a new skirt and she'll look the part
她可以买个新短裙，她貌似会这么做
And if it don't work pour out my heart
要是这也没用，我就倾诉衷肠
Look yeah
看啊，耶
I'm going to be completely honest with you
我会完完全全地对你说实话
You know I love you you know I respect you
你知道我爱你，你知道我尊重你
At the end of the day a birthday card
一天都要结束了，却被一张生日卡片毁了
It's just a piece of paper isn't it
那只是一张纸，不是吗
In an envelope
只是张装在信封里的纸
Yeah I know a voucher is a piece of paper too
耶，我知道购物卡也是一张纸
Yeah but you can get a skirt with that
耶，但你用购物卡还能买条裙子呢
Well you can get shoes then
你也可以买鞋
Wait nah that's bullshit
等等，不行，这是鬼扯
I can't do that
我不能这样做
Can't sound like a wanker
我不能听起来跟个傻子一样
A girly chat
跟一个搭讪的人一样
So I gotta make a dash for the petrol station
所以我得去趟加油站了
Cause their cards are perfect for any occasion
因为加油站有适用于任何场合的各种卡片
I drop my razor and splash my boat
我扔下剃须刀，冲掉泡沫
I grab some tracky-d's and a random coat
我随便穿了条trackyd的裤子和一件外套
Then I'm on it with a wallet
接下来我带着钱包出发了
And I hit the pavement
我上了人行道
I'm running down the street with my face half shaven
我只刮了一半的脸就冲到街上去了
I'm getting stronger and stronger my legs are burning
我跑得越来越快，我的双腿在燃烧
There's still hope yet just a couple of turn-in's
还有希望，只要再转几个弯就到了
See the longer I wander the more I scream
我走的路越长，就越是抓狂
She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to
她10点会到这里，现在只剩下一刻钟时间了
I don't believe it I
真不敢相信
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
She won't be a happy girl
她会不高兴的
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
She's gonna scream and yell
她会大喊大叫的
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
She'll leave me man she might as well
她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
I get to the garage
我到了加油站
Panic scanning the rack
慌忙地扫视着货架上的卡片
99 percent of the range is all crap
货架上所有的卡片上写的话都是扯淡
Happy Birthday Dad Worlds Best Mother
生日快乐，老爹，世界最佳母亲
I Love You Sister You're a Special Brother
姐姐我爱你，你是个特别的兄弟
No other bloody card with a cover for a lover
没有一张是带着封面的情人卡片
Plus I'm getting kinda stressed
加上我很有压力
As I search for another
我正找着的时候
But this one struck me
这张吸引了我
It's pink and funky
它是粉色的，很活泼
With a cartoon print of a drunken monkey
上面有一只喝醉的卡通猴子
There's a chance I'll make it I'm nearly done
我还有机会做到，我快完成了
I hand him the coins and it's time to run
我把硬币给售货员，该冲刺了
Now it's 5 minutes too and I'm nearly home
现在还有5分钟，我就快到家了
I feel a vibration and check my phone
我觉得手机在震，我查看了下
The message reads
有条信息是这样的
Honey I'll be there shortly
亲爱的，我很快就到了
I just got off the bus and I've started walking
我刚下公交车，正在路上走着呢
So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight
所以我像运动员凯利霍尔摩斯一样直接往家冲刺
I rip my tracky-d's as I hurdle the gate
我跳跃过大门时扯坏了我的trackyd裤子
I crash through the door
我冲进房门
I fall up the stairs
冲上楼梯
Looking like I've been in intensive care
好像我是个精神病患者一样
The Biro's f**ked the pencil's broken
比罗圆珠笔坏掉了，铅笔断了
I grab a Magic Marker and write a token
我抓起一支记号笔，写下
Of my appreciation for her
我对她的欣赏之词
And the things that make her so perfect
和对她的完美的赞美之词
S**t there's the bell
该死，门铃响了
I seal the envelope it should all be swell
我封好信封，那信封里面鼓鼓的
Look here she is my Kiera Knightly
看啊，她来了，我的明星
She gives me a kiss and I hug her tightly
她给我了一个吻，我抱紧了她
She asks why I've only shaved half my face
她问我为什么只刮了一半的脸
And sweating like I've just come first in some race
我浑身冒汗，就像刚结束一场比赛
I got up extra early
我起得相当早
To exercise and stretch my thighs
为了锻炼身体，伸张肌肉
So I could see my special girly
这都是为了见到我的特别姑娘
She looks in my eyes and sees my lies
她凝视着我的双眼，知道我在说谎
With a dubious face she accepts the card
她带着疑惑的表情接过卡片
She reads it drops it and slaps me hard
她读了卡片，扔掉了，给我甩了个大嘴巴
I open it up and prepare for doom
我打开卡片，准备好了下地狱
The text in the card reads Get Well Soon
卡片上写的是，早日康复
I don't believe it I
真不敢相信
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
She won't be a happy girl
她会不高兴的
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
She's gonna scream and yell
她会大喊大叫的
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
She'll leave me man she might as well
她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧
Forgot her bloody birthday card
我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
Ok I admit
好的，我承认
Yeah I messed up big time
耶，我把这重要的事搞砸了
But have I got a surprise for you
但是我有没有带给你惊喜呢
Yep nah man wait for it
是，算了，伙计，等着吧
I booked us a table
我为我们
At Nandos
在Nandos订了位子
No ser where you going
不是，你要去哪里
Serious where you going
我是认真的，你要去哪里
It's only a card
只不过是一张卡片