Today I Met Myself - Example

Today I Met Myself - Example
Don't do that
Don't do this
Don't do her
I get the petrol
Don't forget to buy a couple of sweets
Sometimes I like to treat myself
If only once a week
Open the door get in the car
Sit in the driver's seat
Peer into the rearview mirror
And I'm staring back at me
When I say me I don't mean me
As in my own reflection
Hardly slept so I suspect
I'm staring at some weird projection
My brain has made to tell me
Alcohol abuse is wrong
Whereupon
I turn around and realise somethings going on
Trust me son this ain't a con
You have to trust your eyeballs
Know those eyes are fine
Because they're mine so don't be stifled
You're slightly balder now and
Yes your pubes are turnin grey
But you've travelled back in time
Cause there's important sh*t to say
Don't do that (nope)
They'll try to dupe ya
Don't do this (nah)
They'll try to shoot ya
Don't do her (grim )
She didn't suit ya
Today I met myself and I told me bout my future
Don't do that (nope)
They'll try to dupe ya
Don't do this (nah)
They'll try to shoot ya
Don't do her (grim )
She didn't suit ya
Today I met myself and I told me bout my future
So I'm sat in the front and sat in the back
As you do havin a chat
Asking bout the change in rap
And where the musics at
I'm careful not to tell myself entirely everything
I've come here just to warn me
As to what the future brings
Oi Listen El
Surely you can see that you're me
I'm you look at the lips
You really can't ignore me
I know that in that bag
There's ginger beer and curly-wurlys
It's kinda hurly burly
But you must believe my story
I know you tasted glory was all hunky dory
Now you're standing on the borderline
Today's the day your sure to find
You don't know where to draw the line
This is the start of your decline
That's why I came back exactly
15 years before your sordid crime
Don't do that (nope)
They'll try to dupe ya
Don't do this (nah)
They'll try to shoot ya
Don't do her (grim )
She didn't suit ya
Today I met myself and I told me bout my future
Don't do that (nope)
They'll try to dupe ya
Don't do this (nah)
They'll try to shoot ya
Don't do her (grim )
She didn't suit ya
Today I met myself and I told me bout my future
Freakin out I been sneakin bout
Feelin edgy bout the fact
That I've seeked me out
I'm freakin out I been sneakin bout
And I've sat inside my car
And started speakin bout
What's yet to come
What's yet to come
It seems most of what the future
Has to hold for me is decent
But recently my future self was
Caught having a threesome
One of the girls was underage
With fake identification
The other one was legal
But her father's occupation
Was head of a group of hoodlums
From just south of the Thames
The entire episode was captured
From a hidden lens
They found some substances inside
The glove box of my car
So I'm front page of the sun
The mirror and the daily star
I'm either goin down for twenty
Or thugs are out to get me
My walls are bout to crumble
Which is why I went and sent me
Back in time prevent the crime
Avoid Jane and Amy
It seems my future self's a prick
But really who can blame me
Don't do that (nope)
They'll try to dupe ya
Don't do this (nah)
They'll try to shoot ya
Don't do her (grim )
She didn't suit ya
Today I met myself and I told me bout my future
Don't do that (nope)
They'll try to dupe ya
Don't do this (nah)
They'll try to shoot ya
Don't do her (grim )
She didn't suit ya
Today I met myself and I told me bout my future