You Can’t Rap(New Version) - Example

You Can't Rap (New Version) - Example
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You can't rap my friend
朋友 你玩不了说唱
You're white and you're from Fulham
白人小子来自富勒姆
Please put down the mic
快放下麦克风吧
There's no way you can fool them
你骗不了任何人
Don't be stupid you won't get that far
别犯傻了 你走不远
Turn your back on Hip Hop bro
放弃嘻哈吧兄弟
And go and play guitar
去弹你的吉他
Of all the possibilities I ever could chosen
在我所有可能的选择中
Supposing career wise I'd picked Hip Hop
假设我当初选择了嘻哈事业
Imagine all the tip top rapper's bottom lips drop
想想那些顶尖说唱歌手惊掉下巴的样子
Sitting there shocked that some other bloody sh*t hot
目瞪口呆地看着这个不知哪冒出来的家伙如此厉害
Dude with a mullet bussin shorts
留着鲻鱼头的家伙穿着短裤
Wearing flip flops
踩着人字拖
Is spitting to a gathering looking like a criss cross
在观众面前说唱 场面混乱得像
Of fans loving Prodigy
喜欢The Prodigy的粉丝
Kylie and Slipknot
和Kylie与Slipknot的乐迷混在一起
Nearly coulda happened bro
差一点就能成功兄弟
Look at me I sh*t not
看看我 我根本不行
Little Elliot rhymes for the hell of it
小埃利奥特随便押韵玩玩而已
If only he was ghetto mans
要是他生在贫民区
Maybe we would sell a bit
或许还能卖出去几张
I tried hard to dig up the credentials
我拼命想证明自己够格
Even thought about putting gold in my dentals
甚至考虑给牙齿镶上金
An Anglo Saxon with a broken accent
一个口音蹩脚的盎格鲁撒克逊人
But rappers from Fulham get a strange reaction
但来自富勒姆的说唱者总遭异样眼光
I said bye to Rap saw the issue at hand
我告别说唱 看清现实模样
Some guitar lessons later formed my own band
学了几节吉他课 组建自己的乐队闯荡
You can't rap my friend
朋友 你玩不了说唱
You're white and you're from Fulham
白人小子来自富勒姆
Please put down the mic
快放下麦克风吧
There's no way you can fool them
你骗不了任何人
Don't be stupid you won't get that far
别犯傻了 你走不远
Turn your back on Hip Hop
转身告别嘻哈音乐
Bro and go and play guitar
兄弟 去弹吉他吧
Attention seeking how far should a man go
哗众取宠 男人该走多远
Cut his ear off like Vincent Van Gogh
像梵高那样割下耳朵
Dash cash to the crowd so the venue scrambles
向人群撒钱引发骚动
Turn my good life into a baby shambles
把美好生活搅得一团糟
F**k myself up real properly like Pete Doherty
彻底放纵自己 就像皮特·多赫提
Cover of heat I'm hot property
登上八卦杂志 我炙手可热
Everybody's clocking me I own the crowd
人人都盯着我 我掌控全场
Then I gotta link me up with a girls aloud
还得找个女子组合来搭档
Next exchange vows now my pop's is proud
转眼就要结婚 老爸终于为我骄傲
There's a nine on my cloud
我的云端挂着九号
I'm as pleased as I ever been bro
兄弟 我从没这么得意过
Mans flash like Jose Mourinho
人们像穆里尼奥般对我闪光灯狂闪
Women crave me like bottles of pinot
女人们像渴望黑皮诺般迷恋我
Now I've got big I can fight photographers
如今我红了 敢跟狗仔队干架
Bang the obvious please biographers
传记作家们 请记录这显而易见的事实
Spend currency 'til there ain't none left
挥霍钱财直到分文不剩
And when I need more I'll fake my own death
当我需要更多时 我会假装自己已死
You can't rap my friend
朋友 你玩不了说唱
You're white and you're from Fulham
白人小子来自富勒姆
Please put down the mic
快放下麦克风吧
There's no way you can fool them
你骗不了任何人
Don't be stupid
别犯傻了
You won't get that far
你终究走不远
Turn your back on Hip Hop
转身告别嘻哈音乐
Bro and go and play guitar
兄弟 去弹吉他吧
Right now it's just hit and miss
此刻成败难料
Soon I'll taste a bit of bliss
但很快会尝到甜头
Banging chicks at worst with looks like Jayne Middlemiss
至少能泡到像简·米德尔米斯那样的妞
Never doing hideous
绝不干丢人事
It's too bad for business
这行当真太难混
I spin when they grin with skin like Darth Sidious
当他们咧嘴笑时 我像达斯·西迪厄斯般眩晕
Never out-riddle this
永远解不开这谜题
All chattin' gibberish
满口胡言乱语
Verbal diarrhea so you're never getting rid of this
言语如泄洪般 你永远无法摆脱
I hear your retorts
我听见你的反驳
There's all sorts like liquorice
各式各样 如同甘草糖
I can sense your bitterness
我能嗅到你的苦涩
You wishing you written this
你多希望这是你的词句
You can't rap my friend
朋友 你玩不了说唱
You're white and you're from Fulham
白人小子来自富勒姆
Please put down the mic
快放下麦克风吧
There's no way you can fool them
你骗不了任何人
Don't be stupid you won't get that far
别犯傻了 你走不远
Turn your back on Hip Hop
转身告别嘻哈音乐
Bro and go and play guitar
兄弟 去弹吉他吧