A Complicated Song (Parody of ”Complicated” by Avril Lavigne) - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

A Complicated Song(Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Uh huh extra cheese
多余的奶酪
Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me
请留给我一块
Pizza party at your house
听说你家要开披萨派对
I went just to check it out
于是我就去看了看
19 extra larges
十九块超大批萨
What a shame no one came
真是尴尬 没人参加
Just us eating all alone
只有我俩孤独地吃着
You said take the pizza home
你说 把披萨带回家吧
No sense lettin' all this go to waste
总不能让它们浪费吧
So then I faced
接着我开始
Pizza all day and everyday
整天吃披萨
There's cheese round the clock
没完没了的奶酪
It's getting me blocked
让我消化不良
And I sure don't care for irregularity
我当然不介意 无规律的饮食
Tell me
告诉我
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
你为什么一定要让我难受成这副德行呢
'Cause right now
此刻
I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
我千方百计清空我的肠子
In the bathroom
在浴室里
I sit and I wait and I strain and
我坐下 等待 用力
I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
然后我汗如雨下 紧咬牙关 痛不欲生
Oh should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated
我是该吃泻药 还是灌肠
No no no
不 不 不
I was feeling pretty down
我感觉糟透了
Till my girlfriend came around
直到我的女朋友赶过来陪我
We're just so alike in every way I gotta say
我得说 我们的做事方法不管哪里都很像
In fact I just thought I might
事实上 我正在考虑
Pop the question there that night
在那天晚上向她求婚
I was kissing her so tenderly
我还温柔地吻了她
But we is me
悲哀啊
Who would uh guessed her family crest
谁会想到 翻她族谱时
I suddenly spy tattood on her thigh
我突然发现 她大腿上的胎记
And son of a gun it's just like the one on me
我的老天啊 居然和我的那个一样
Tell me
告诉我
How was I supposed to know we were both related
我怎么会知道我们居然是亲戚
Believe me if I knew she was my cousin
相信我 如果我知道她是我的表姐
We never would of dated
我们永远也不可能约会
What to do now
现在怎么办
Should I go ahead and propose
我该不该向她求婚
And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes
然后结婚 生出一个有十一个脚趾的孩子
And move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated
然后搬到能够容忍这种事的阿拉巴马州
No no no
不 不 不
No no no no no no no no no no no no
不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不
No no no no
不 不 不 不
I had so much on my mind
我脑袋里想的东西实在太多了
I thought maybe I'd unwind
我想我应该放松一下了
Try out that new roller coaster ride
我要试试那个新的过山车
And the guide
导游告诉我
Said not to stand but that's a demand
不要站着 但这种体验
That I couldn't meet I got on my feet
根本满足不了我 我动了动我的脚
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see
然后站了起来 结果撞掉了我的头 你瞧
Tell me
告诉我
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated
为什么我一定要自找苦吃呢
This really is a major inconvenience
这真是个巨大的麻烦
Oh man I really hate it
我真的讨厌极了
It's such a drag now
简直就是拖累
Can't eat I can't breathe
现在我不能进食 不能呼吸
I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore
不能打呼噜 不能打嗝 也不能唱约德尔山歌
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
甚至看体育画刊的时候也不能吐口水或者嗤之以鼻了
Oh no
不
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated
为什么我一定要让自己体无完肤呢
Yeah yeah

I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated
我不得不说 不能思考的生活让我十分恼怒
What a bummer
多么难过
I can't blink I can't cough
我不能眨眼 不能咳嗽
I can't sneeze
不能打喷嚏
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
但我的脖子还存在
Haven't been the same since my head and
我感觉再也不一样了 自从我
I were separated
身首分离之后
No no no
不 不 不