Murder By Numbers - Frank Zappa

Murder By Numbers - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)
FZ: Alright Now this afternoon on my way down the elevator we stopped at the lobby
And I was introduced to a man named Sting who I'd never met before And
He's a very nice man
And he came to the show tonight and I just talked to him in the dressing room a little while ago and I said: "How would you Mr Sting
Like to come up on stage and perform with us " Now
Sting: How's [ ] It's not in my nature to kick a man when he's down
When I saw the first part of the show I realised I had to come up here and tell you something
Well four years ago Jimmy Swaggart said this about me:
He said this here song by The Police "
Murder By Numbers " was written by SATAN
Performed by the sons of SATAN BEELZEBUB
LUCIFER THE HORNED ONE
I wrote the f**kin' song alright
Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
If you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess because
It's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Because a murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore
Because it's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
I said murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers A B C D E
FZ: Mr Sting Ladies and gentlemen Mr Sting
Ike: Sting
FZ: Thank you "Murder By Numbers" And then suddenly