My Boyfriend - Rugburns

My Boyfriend - Rugburns
Written by：Steve J. Poltz
My boyfriend he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear he ain't a big gorilla no
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
We could eat French food or hit a greasy diner
He can guzzle beer somethin' finer
You give me any grief he'll give you a shiner
He's as tough as an old coal miner
And best of all he ain't no sniveling whiner
'Cause he's my boyfriend he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear he ain't a big gorilla no
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
He's got a bitchin' car and it's really nice
He's my Latin lover he's got lots of spice
Gonna put me in the movies no matter the price
We go together like beans and rice
He wears his hair like Jesus Christ
'Cause he's my boyfriend he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear he ain't a big gorilla no
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
I've searched the city streets
Jumped off the world trade center but I landed on my feet
He picks me up at eight and he goes beep beep beep
I slide right down the stairs into his Naugahyde seats
He opens up the glovebox hands me some treats
A wrist corsage and some chocolate sweets
Chocolate sweets
My boyfriend he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear he ain't a big gorilla no
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
If I don't want to walk then we take a cab
He's as courageous as captain Ahab
Let me tell ya folks he's so fab
He stuck with me through ** rehab
He carries my cup to the urine sample lab because
He's my boyfriend he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear he ain't a big gorilla no
Oh ooh whoa ooh whoa
'Cause he's my boyfriend
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