Is That Guy Kidding Or What? - Frank Zappa

Is That Guy Kidding Or What? - Frank Zappa
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Awright See that
好吧 看那个
That's what you call a new song
这就是所谓的新歌
When I'm gonna stand up here and read the son of a b**ch while I'm doing it
当我站在这里边念这破玩意儿边表演的时候
We figured that this is a good place to do this song
我们觉得这儿正适合唱这首歌
It's only been performed once before and that was the
之前只表演过一次 就在
The evening after it was actually written in uh
写完它的当晚 在呃
Boston I'll tell you the story of this song
波士顿 我来给你们讲讲这首歌的故事
This is called CREATIVE DEVIATION FROM THE NORMAL PART OF THE PROGRAM
这首歌叫《节目常规流程的创意偏离》
Simply because you trust the audience's good taste so much that you know that even if the band f**ks up they'll go along with it
只因你深信观众品味高雅 即便乐队搞砸他们也会照单全收
Awright Because
好吧 因为
Ladies and gentlemen
女士们先生们
This song has an important message and I believe this message has to be brought to the people of this great metropolitan area
这首歌承载重要讯息 必须传达给这座伟大都市的每位居民
Awright now check this out
好了 现在听仔细
How many of you people feel that ROCK has gotten entirely TOO PREPOSTEROUS
在座有多少人觉得摇滚已荒诞得离谱
I see that you're not all convinced
看来诸位尚未被说服
Some of you believe that ROCK is REAL
仍有人坚信摇滚真实不虚
I can see that there was probably about 20 percent of the audience has had it up to here
我能看出大约20%的观众已经受够了这一切
And the rest of you people still believe in that sh*t
而剩下的人还在相信那些*胡扯*
Okay well this is dedicated to the rest of you people that still believe in that sh*t
好吧 这首歌献给那些仍然相信*胡扯*的你们
Now check this out:
现在听好了：
How d- how do you rationalize the appearance of an album entitled I'm In You
你怎么解释一张叫《我在你体内》的专辑封面
I mean wha
我是说 这算...
What what is that
这 这是什么鬼
Is that guy kidding
那家伙是在开玩笑吗
(What I gotta kiss you again Okay )
(我非得再亲你一次吗 好吧)
Really look all kidding aside folks
说真的 各位 不开玩笑
Let's think about the world of rock
让我们来思考摇滚世界
Just for a moment
就一会儿
Some of you already have those cute little shirts on that say "disco sucks "
有些人已经穿上了写着"迪斯科烂透了"的可爱T恤
Right That's not all that sucks
对吧 但烂透的可不止这个
'Course Warner Brothers sucks
华纳兄弟当然也烂透了
But besides Warner Brothers there are other things about this business that really suck
但除了华纳兄弟 这行当还有其他真正糟糕的东西
One of 'em is the way in which the subject of LOVE is dealt with in the lyrics of various '
其中一个问题就是 各种"严肃摇滚艺人"
Serious rock artists '
在歌词中处理爱情主题的方式
The intensive-care contingent of the rock world
这些摇滚界的重症监护群体
These people these people are F**KED UP I mean
这些人 这些人简直*疯了 我是说
They're really F**KED UP
他们真的*不可理喻
Because see love isn't the way they're telling you about it
因为你看 爱情根本不是他们描述的那样
You know they're telling you wrong
知道吗 他们都在误导你
I'm gonna tell you right you see
现在我要告诉你真相 你明白吗
Now all of the ladies in the audience
现在在场的所有女士们
You get to have fantasy time
你们可以开始幻想时刻了
This is female fantasy hour
这是属于女性的幻想时间
Okay You're a teen-age girl right
好了 你是个十几岁的少女 对吧
You have abducted the succulent popstar of your choice right
你绑架了自己心仪的当红偶像 没错吧
You have taken the aforementioned popstar
你把那位流行巨星
Who is really cute and Aryan and eats a lot of crumpets
金发碧眼又爱吃松饼的可爱偶像
Back to your teen-age room
带回了你少女的闺房
That's right spindle twice
没错 再次旋转
You have taken this turkey back to your room you have laid on your teen-age bed
你将这只火鸡带回房间 躺在青春期的床上
You have put your teen-age legs up in the air
你抬起稚嫩的双腿
You have actually taken your own teen-age pants off
甚至褪下自己的少年裤装
You have the teen-age red bulb on right next to the bed
床边亮着那盏青春期红灯
The curtains are drawn
窗帘紧闭
It's dark it's midnight
夜色深沉 午夜时分
You put on a Phoebe Snow record
你放起菲比·斯诺的唱片
You're really relaxing
你如此放松惬意
Tears come to your eyes
泪水涌上你眼眶
You are sensitive you are in love
你如此敏感 正陷入爱河
The popstar of your choice takes off his pants and climbs on top of you
你选中的明星褪去衣衫 与你缠绵
And the next thing you know you hear this little voice in your ear and it says:
恍惚间听见耳畔细语呢喃：
I'M IN YOU
我已与你融为一体