The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival - Frank Zappa

The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival - Frank Zappa
Well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen
Direct from Madison
Wisconsin
It's the Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
Just as promised
Cough
Heavy duty Maroon nylon heavy duty
Okay Light blue cotton with tiny skid
That's getting him very excited because it appears that the bottom
Parts of those pants are welded together
Okay let's try this alice blue nylon
These smell like the same ones I had last night
For those of you who didn't hear he says those smell like the same ones he
Had last night
Did you like them
You don't like those
Maybe they are maybe she's following us around
Black Nylon
Ooooohhhh please
Black Nylon re e-hem
Registring a 19 on the Richter scale
Oh God gotta keep on
Hah hah it's f**kin' disgusting
These are very light blue and apparently have come in contact with some
Corrosive material that has eaten the bottom out of it
China syndrome
What
China Syndrome
Yeah ha ha ha ha ha Awright
Rustic hokey pokey model number thirteen
V Oorhh nehh (hack hack)
Blue with the little embroidered things on the front
This smells like armpits Ugh
Okay who wins Those belong to Chuck Eldridge
Hi
Sorry