Lisa’s Life Story - Frank Zappa

Lisa's Life Story - Frank Zappa
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Hello My name is Lisa Popeil
大家好 我是丽莎·波佩尔
Ha ha Ever seen one of these
哈哈 见过这种东西吗
My father who's filthy rich made this
我那富得流油的老爸发明的
It's a Pocket Fisherman
这叫口袋钓鱼竿
Ha ha And he also made the Veg-O-Matic
哈哈 他还造了蔬菜切割机
Which works about as well
效果也就那样吧
And then there's always my brother Ronnie of Ronco
还有我哥罗尼的朗科公司
I'm sure you've heard of him
你们肯定听说过他
He has all those commercials that go on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON and on and on I know
他的广告铺天盖地 没完没了 我知道
Now I'm here to tell you my life story
现在我要向你讲述我的故事
When I was young
年少时的我
I was a skinny neurotic b***h
是个骨瘦如柴的神经质
(Doo-doo-da-dee-ha )
(嘟-嘟-哒-嘀-哈 )
But it didn't matter
但这并不重要
(E-eh-e-eh-e-eh-e-eh-eh )
(咿-咿-咿-咿-咿 )
Because the ego was so large
因为自尊心如此强大
It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing
即使我一事无成也无关紧要
Or seen nothing in my life ow
生命中从未有过精彩经历
Trapped in a sexless body I always knew
困在这具性冷淡的躯壳里 我早已知晓
(Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha)
(哈哈哈 哈哈)
That I was an oversexed hussy
自己是个欲求不满的荡妇
So my next task was to find someone who could
于是我的下一个目标就是找到
Satisfy my every desire
能满足我所有欲望的人
Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood
哒哒嘟-嘟哒 吧哒-嘟
Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da
哒-嘟-哒-嘟 哒-嘟-哒-哒
Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials
可惜我缺乏基本条件
So I went out to get me some
于是我出门寻找
Of what I needed all along
那些我始终渴望的东西
A pair of titties just like mom
一对像妈妈那样的丰满
(Ah Ah Ah Ah )

I went to a Catholic school
我曾就读天主教学校
With all those nerds
和那些书呆子一起
I swear a good Catholic girl
我发誓 虔诚的天主教女孩
Can't go anywhere these days
如今已无处可去
Well then there was a quest for the perfect hunk
于是开始追寻完美型男
I spell that h-u-n-k hunk
我说的就是那种高大威猛
You know I like them tall and blonde
你知道我只爱金发高挑款