The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa

The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa
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The Illinois Enema Bandit
伊利诺伊灌肠大盗
I heard he's on the loose
听说他仍在逃窜
I heard he's on the loose
听说他仍在逃窜
Lord the pitiful screams
天啊 那些凄厉的尖叫
Of all them college-educated women
来自受过高等教育的女性们
Boy he'd just be tyin' 'em up
天 他只会把她们捆绑
(They'd be all bound down )
(她们都被束缚着)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
他正给每个受害者注入那袋中的液体
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
伊利诺伊灌肠狂魔的特制毒药
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
他不断给每个目标注入那袋中的液体
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
伊利诺伊灌肠狂魔的特制毒药
(repeat)
(重复)
The Illinois Enema Bandit heard it on the news
伊利诺伊灌肠狂魔 新闻正在报道
I heard it on the news
我在新闻里听到了消息
Bloomington Illinois he has caused some alarm
伊利诺伊州布鲁明顿市 他引发了恐慌
Just sneakin' around there
悄悄潜行游荡
From farm to farm
穿梭于农场之间
Got a rubberized bag
带着橡胶袋
And a hose on his arm
手臂上缠着软管
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
寻找乡村女学生
That he just might wanna pump
准备实施暴行
(repeat)
(重复)
The Illinois Enema Bandit
伊利诺伊灌肠大盗
Some day he'll have to pay
终有一日他要偿还
Some day he'll have to pay
终有一日他要偿还
The police will say "You're under arrest "
警察会说"你被捕了"
And the judge would have him for a special guest
法官将把他奉为座上宾
The D A will order a secret test
检察官会下令秘密检测
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
让他肥胖的小拇指塞进马甲侧边
Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
然后他们将召集陪审团
And the judge would say "No poo-poo jokesl"
法官厉声喝道 "不许开低俗玩笑"
Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see
他们将押解匪徒示众
Saying "Don't nobody have no sympathy
宣称"没人会同情这种人渣"
HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE "
"滚烫肥皂水"构成一级重罪
And the Bandit might say "Why is everbody always pickin' on me "
匪徒或许会狡辩 "为何总针对我"
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY
这苦难是否因你而起
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY
这苦难是否因你而起
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY
这苦难是否因你而起
One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be "
一个女孩喊道："放过那个强盗吧"
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY
强盗 你有罪吗
TELL ME WHAT'S YOUR PLEA
告诉我 你的抗辩是什么
Another girl shout
另一个女孩喊道